02/25/2026
When your client casually drops the most shocking sentence of your week…and you’re just sitting there like: 🙂🧠✨
Meanwhile internally:
🚨🚨🚨
No one talks about how much clinical training is really just learning how to keep a neutral face.
Pro tip: Practice your “nothing surprises me” expression in the mirror. Especially before saying clinically relevant (and slightly awkward) words like… a**s.
Professional. Calm. Unfazed. Always. 😌