Elwood Humor

12/21/2024

12/13/2024

** HUNTINGTON - NY ** Inquiring minds want to know why they built a fence inbetween these 2 groups.

11/19/2024

BREAKING NEWS -- AN ELWOOD HUMOR EXCLUSIVE

*** HUNTINGTON, NY *** During the celebration of building more high-density housing, the Town Supervisor inadvertently crushes his thumb while chopping the ribbon.

Since the thumb is still attached, he has been officially rebranded Supervisor "Edmund Scissor Hand."

11/17/2024

Somewhere this morning a Newsday editor is laughing their butt off about this ad placement.

11/06/2024

Huntington, NY -- Despite being empty, the always rule-respecting Town Supervisor, patiently awaits his number to be called at the bakery.

Once called, he'll be limited to 3 minutes.

11/03/2024

HUNTINGON, NY

10/27/2024

A recent survey asked "Are you comfortable responding to polls?"

Incredibly, 100% of the respondents said YES.

08/30/2024

A Priest, a Pastor, a Minister and a rabbit went into a bar to preach against drinking. The bartender asked the rabbit, "how did you get in this group?" The rabbit said, "spellcheck!" 🐇

08/18/2024

An interesting pairing.

06/16/2024

*** Elwood, NY *** The perfect addition to a shopping center anchored by a Northwell Clinic… a second Northwell Clinic.

05/12/2024

ELWOOD. NEW YORK --- Local person posts stunning view of the Northern Lights sky show.

04/30/2024

ELWOOD -- NY
At the Board of Education Meet the Candidates event, all audience members were asked to hide under their seats.

04/06/2024

Reports of destruction on Long Island caused by this morning's earthquake.

03/24/2024

You're welcome.

02/05/2024

*** BREAKING NEWS *** Huntington, NY — Public speakers at the next Town Hall meeting may inadvertently find themselves married to the Town Clerk.

12/17/2023

You may not be ready for Christmas, but courtesy of BJs in Commack, you can get a head start on Easter.