01/22/2026
❄️🔮 COMING SOON: A DRAMATIC ENTRANCE BY ELSA 🔮❄️
She hasn’t arrived yet… but the forecast says she’s warming up her vocal cords and clearing her schedule. 🎤🥶
The South is already nervous.
The bread aisle is shaking. 🍞😬
And somebody just said, “It probably won’t be that bad.”
(Those are famous last words.)
So before the snow, ice, and questionable driving decisions arrive—
🚗 Make a plan
🧤 Find the gloves you swear you own
🏠 Stay home if you can
📞 Check on your people
❤️ From all of us at In Their Honor Funeral & Cremation:
We love a good forecast… but we love y’all safe and warm a whole lot more.
Stay safe, stay ready, and let’s all prepare like adults (or at least try). ❄️😉