McCullough Eyecare PC

05/22/2026

“The real sign of adulthood: holding your phone farther away and pretending it’s normal. 😂”

Call us if you’ve noticed your arms being too short lately!

05/20/2026

After LASIK:
✔️ No glasses
✔️ No contacts
✔️ Crystal clear vision for nighttime bad decisions 😂”

We perform LASIK evaluations at no cost to you. Contact us today!

05/18/2026

“Your eyes really do spill the tea on your health. 👀☕

One minute you’re here for new glasses…
Next minute your eye doctor is like:
‘So… how’s your blood pressure doing?’ 😂”

05/16/2026

“Your eyes’ dream team:
👓 Sleep
🥕 Veggies
😎 Sunglasses
🏃 Exercise

Meanwhile your actual routine is probably:
📱 Screen time
📱 More screen time
📱 ‘Just one more episode’
📱 Falling asleep with your contacts in 😂”

05/14/2026

“Contacts inside-out: the optical version of stepping on a Lego. 👁️⚔️😂

If your contacts suddenly feel like tiny swords attacking your eyeballs… congrats, you probably put them in backwards.

Save this post for the next time your morning starts with betrayal. 👀”

05/14/2026

Don’t forget, only a few days left!!

Vote in any or all categories once per day April 30th through May 17th CDT! Choose wisely! Votes are locked-in and can not be changed after 10 minutes. For your votes to be counted, make sure to vote in at least 5 categories.

05/07/2026

Some of our smartest patients got here by absolutely bombing one very specific test. 🤓👓

Good news though… we let you retake it every year. 😂

05/06/2026

🚧 Heads up! 🚧

Our office will be closing early at noon, today so we can complete some much-needed flooring repairs (goodbye old floors, hello glow-up ✨).

We’ll be back to normal hours soon and ready to see you with a fresh new look under our feet!

If you need assistance in the meantime, feel free to message us and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can.

Thanks for your understanding—and we promise it’ll be worth the step up 😉

05/05/2026

We will be closed for lunch today for a staff training from 12pm-1:30pm we are so sorry for any inconvenience this may cause but we promise we’re learning new things to better help YOU ❤️

05/04/2026

May the focus be with you 👁️✨

If your vision is feeling a little… on the dark side, it might be time to join the light and schedule your eye exam 👓

Whether you’re team Jedi or Sith, one thing we can all agree on:
Blurry vision is NOT the way.

👀 Don’t trust the Force… trust your eye doctor.
📅 Book your appointment today and bring balance back to your vision.

05/04/2026

Don’t forget to vote daily! Also remember you have to vote for 5 separate things in order for your vote to count!
Thank you all ❤️❤️

Vote in any or all categories once per day April 30th through May 17th CDT! Choose wisely! Votes are locked-in and can not be changed after 10 minutes. For your votes to be counted, make sure to vote in at least 5 categories.