10/28/2025
🎃 When Witches Brew & Werewolves Howl: Is Your Spine Haunted? 👻
If you thought Halloween was scary because of ghosts and goblins… meet the real monster: your posture. 😱
I just read a clever piece from Lushington Chiropractic called “The Spooky Side of Back and Neck Pain.” It hilariously imagines how our favorite Halloween characters would totally benefit from a chiropractic visit:
🧙♀️ Witches hunched over bubbling cauldrons = classic lumbar strain
🧟♂️ Zombies dragging stiff necks = text-neck’s undead cousin
🧛♂️ Vampires lying in coffins with zero support = hello, back pain
Sound familiar? Most of us are guilty of the same: too much sitting, bad lifting, endless scrolling… and suddenly we’re moving like Frankenstein the next morning. 🧟♂️
Behind the humor lies the truth: movement, posture, and regular chiropractic care keep your spine from turning into a horror story.
So this Halloween, as you haul candy buckets, carve pumpkins, or chase your sugar-fueled kids — lift with your legs, stretch before the fun, and maybe schedule a quick adjustment before your next monster mash.
Your spine deserves a treat too — not just tricks! 🎃💀