02/12/2026
Looking forward to a fun event for an a cause that we all hold close to our hearts! Stay tuned for more details! đź’śđź’ś
COMING SOON: The Pickleball Match That Will Go Down in History
Care Managers and Professional Colleagues are gearing up for a “friendly yet competitive” pickleball match — and by the looks of it, both teams have wildly overestimated their athletic abilities. Confidence levels are high. Skill levels… remain unverified.
The Care Managers are practicing like they’re training for a championship they invented five minutes ago. They’ve got strategy boards, pep talks, and at least one person insisting they have a “signature move” no one has actually seen.
Meanwhile, their Professional Colleagues are equally unhinged — buying matching paddles, coordinating warm ups, and ordering the kind of swagger usually reserved for people who’ve already designed their victory speech.
Both teams are:
• Ready (emotionally, if not physically)
• Competitive (to a concerning degree)
• Overconfident (spectacularly so)
• Goofy (this is not up for debate)
• Convinced they’re winning (delusion is a team sport)
This match promises dramatic dives, questionable serves, and at least one moment where someone pretends they “totally meant to do that.”
Who will take the crown? Who will take a tumble? Who will take the rules way too seriously?
We’ll find out on May 14th — and trust us, you’ll want front row seats to this beautiful chaos!
đź’ś Paddles up. Egos inflated. May the best team win. đź’ś