08/06/2025
🏡 Welcome to the Montrose House
She’s 115 years old, has lived many lives, and somehow still holds it all together better than we do.
Originally built by a man who owned an ice cream parlor (🥹), transformed into a gay bathhouse in the ’80s (✨iconic✨), hosted a strongman competition (???), and now?
She’s our therapy house and she holds stories like sacred whispers and spicy gossip.
Inside, you’ll meet the whole chaotic cast + more:
☀️ Jack – sunshine boy with golden chairs, light blue wallpaper secrets, and the emotional range of a Pixar film.
🪞 Jill – moody main character energy. Shiplap, pink wallpaper, and a passport-having Indonesian cabinet who’s seen things.
🌞 The Sunroom – she leans. she glows. she holds your tears and your weird little mushroom pillow with equal tenderness.
🪴 The Group Room – the overachiever. Play therapy? Group session? Community dinner? She hosts it all with hardwood charm and emotional snacks.
🖤 Heather’s Office – dark walls, velvet vibes, and a pillow that says “I have no idea what I’m doing” (but we do, actually). Also, a chandelier that demands respect.
💎 The Hallway – chandelier-lit runway for pre-session panic pacing, dramatic exits, and mid-crisis deep breaths.
Each room’s got its own attitude, aesthetic, and emotional arc.
But together? They’re holding you, your healing, and a hundred years of legacy—with sass, softness, and a whole lot of soul.
