12/24/2025
🌙 Bob’s Bedtime Story 🌙
Good evening from Bob.
Dinner, frankly, was uninspiring. They served me the exact same thing as breakfast, and as a creature of refined taste, I felt my concerns were being ignored. Naturally, I filed a formal complaint by p**ping directly in my water on this cold, windy night. Communication is important.
Tonight I am enjoying iced feet (10/10, would recommend) and having my b***y muscles massaged like the distinguished gentleman I am. However, there was betrayal…
She made me take oral meds — which I accept, but reluctantly. I prefer my treatments with fewer opinions involved.
I will be reflecting on these events overnight and will issue a full emotional and medical update in the morning.
Goodnight. 🌌🐴
