Boosted Nutrition

05/30/2026

Closing @ 1 PM for Jensen’s Birthday Party! 🥳 we will see yall bright and early Monday morning!

05/30/2026

🚨 TODAY ONLY AT BOOSTED TRADING CO. & FUEL HOUSE! 🚨

The weather might be dragging… but your energy doesn’t have to. 😎⚡

🥤 ALL MEGA LOADED TEAS
🔥 ALL LEVEL 4 LOADED TEAS

👉 BUY 1, GET 1 HALF OFF! 👈

Bring your best friend, your work buddy, your hunting partner, or keep both for yourself—we don’t judge. 😂

Need enough energy to finish the job, survive the kids, or pretend you’re productive? We’ve got you covered.

📍 Boosted Trading Co. & Fuel House 114 Davis St.

⏰ Don’t wait—this deal is for TODAY ONLY!

🥤💪🔥

05/30/2026

05/29/2026

🔥 FRIDAY JUST GOT BETTER 🔥

Start your weekend the right way at Boosted Trading Co & Fuel House 🚗⚡️

Whether you’re needing your favorite loaded tea, energy boost, protein coffee, or just a good vibe to kick off your Friday — we’ve got you covered.

✨ Fast energy
✨ Great flavors
✨ Good people
✨ The perfect Friday pick-me-up

Come fuel your day with us and head into the weekend feeling BOOSTED 💥

📍Stop by today & grab your favorite drink!
Tag your Friday drink buddy below 👇

05/28/2026

🚨 BOOSTED TRADING CO. & FUEL HOUSE ROLL CALL 🚨

If you pull up and leave hungry, tired, thirsty, or in a bad mood… that’s honestly on you at this point. 😂

We got:
⚡ Loaded Teas
☕ Coffees that’ll wake up your ancestors
💪 Protein Shakes
🔥 Protein Punches
🌯 Big A Burritos HOT & READY
🍳 Bacon, sausage, steak & chorizo breakfast burritos
🧃 Tea Kits to keep the house stocked
💥 Level 4 Teas for the folks who “don’t feel caffeine anymore”
📦 Ammo Boxes in stock
😎 Good vibes and bad financial decisions avoided

Y’all keep selling us out every morning like it’s Black Friday at Walmart. If you know… YOU KNOW. 👀

Pull up to Boosted Trading Co. & Fuel House before Karen from accounting buys the last burrito and Chad gets the last Daddy Trump tea again. 🚗💨

05/27/2026

🚨TEA ALERT 🚨
The Sour Gummy Worm just pulled up lookin’ like a bomb pop with an attitude problem. 😮‍💨🔥

Sweet. Sour. Ice cold.
This thing tastes like you dumped a whole gas station candy aisle into a loaded tea and somehow made it addictive. 🪱⚡️

One sip and suddenly you’re texting people “what y’all on?” at 9am. 😂

Come grab a Sour Gummy Worm today at
📍 Boosted Trading Co. & Fuel House
Before we drink them all ourselves. 🥤💥

05/27/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

If your morning feels like a raccoon fought your soul in the parking lot… we got you.

☕ BEST coffee
🧋 BEST loaded teas
💪 BEST protein shakes
⚡ BEST protein punches
🌯 Big A Burritos HOT & READY

Boosted Trading Co & Fuel House is basically a recovery center for tired, hungry, caffeine-deprived people.

Pull up tired… leave acting like you pay child support on a bass boat. 🇺🇸😂

Don’t wait too long either — burritos disappear faster than your paycheck on payday.

COME SEE US 👀🔥

05/26/2026

🚨 TODAY ONLY 🚨

Buy 4 Tea Kits… get 1 FREE.
Yep. A free one. We clearly skipped our morning meeting. 😂🫖

📍Boosted Trading Co & Fuel House

🔥 $10 LEVEL 4 LOADED TEAS ALL DAY 🔥
Enough energy to clean your garage, mow the yard, and argue on Facebook Marketplace all before lunch. 😮‍💨⚡️

ANDDDD… 🌯
Big A Burritos are HOT & READY.

Y’all have been wiping us OUT daily, so don’t pull up late acting shocked when the burritos disappear again. 😂

Come eat. Come sip. Come get boosted. 💨

05/25/2026

🔫💥 AMMO BOXES ARE BACK IN STOCK 💥🔫

Because throwing loose rounds in your glove box like a raccoon with a gambling problem ain’t a storage system. 😂

9MM ✅
556 ✅
12 GAUGE ✅

Tough enough for the truck.
Clean enough for the safe.
Cool enough to make your buddy suddenly “need one too.” 👀

Come grab yours before Bubba buys all of ‘em after payday. 🇺🇸🔥

05/25/2026

🚨 MEMORIAL DAY MADNESS UPDATE 🚨

Y’all are showing up like it’s a Black Friday sale for caffeine and freedom. 🇺🇸😂

We’ve ALREADY handed out a couple FREE drinks this morning… and somebody else is about to get lucky next. 👀☕🧋

The “Daddy Trump” tea has been flying out faster than fireworks at a redneck family reunion. We’ve made a TON of ‘em already this morning. 🇺🇸🔥

If you’re still laying in bed scrolling Facebook while your friends are sipping loaded teas and getting free drinks… respectfully… tighten up. 😭

COME SEE US BEFORE NOON:
✅ Loaded Teas
✅ Good vibes
✅ Memorial Day specials
✅ Possible free drink if the caffeine gods choose you

Pull up before your cousin drinks the last Daddy Trump tea. 🇺🇸🦅