01/08/2026
Zombies
I got sick on New Year’s Day and spent the next few days wandering around the house, groaning, moaning, and moving at a pace that could only be described as medically unimpressive.
My slumped posture and exhausted shuffle reminded me immediately of a “walker” from "The Walking Dead"—or, as most of us know them, a zombie.
Zombies make a distinct sound.
“uuughhh… rrrrr… moaaannn…”
“uuughhh… rrrrr… moaaannn…”
“uuughhh… rrrrr… moaaannn…”
I imagine this is what I sounded like.
From about 2010 to 2019, I was a huge fan of the show (The Walking Dead). Every week, I couldn’t wait for my next dose of the zombie apocalypse. There was something oddly fascinating about that raw, stripped-down survival world—no comfort, no electricity, no small talk.
Then I had kids.
And suddenly, staying awake through an episode felt like its own survival challenge.
So, it’s been at least six years since I paid much attention to the show. But as I shuffled from room to room coughing and miserable, I found myself wondering…
Would I still enjoy this show?
Apparently, yes. At least 12 episodes worth.
Misery loves company—and I felt right at home with those creepy walkers.
“uuughhh… rrrrr… moaaannn…”
If you are tired of walking or going up and down stairs like a zombie, because your knees hurt, I’ll be running a second installment of my 30 Days to Pain-less Knees Stair Challenge.
If you’d like the details Reply Zombie and I’ll get that to you!
Josh
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