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Goldendale Country Bumpkins, Goldendale, WA (2025)

11/25/2024

Do you like self motivation and positive affirmations? Do you love humor and sarcasm? Do you need some new sh*t to decorate your bathroom walls and counters? Well, I am SO excited to show you what I've been feverishly working on these past two months!

Life has been hard the past two years going through my breast cancer journey and recovery. I have relied a lot on humor to see me through my worst days. I took a long break from painting, not feeling very motivated or inspired. But then I ordered this funny sarcastic sticker off of Etsy for my water bottle, that makes me laugh every time I read it, and inspiration finally hit. I wanted to paint it. And I wanted to paint other funny, sarcastic sh*t too. And so I began working on my bathroom humor and sarcastic positive affirmations series. I hope they will give you a laugh. I laughed the whole time I was painting, and that was SO good for my soul. 🤣

All framed pieces are lovingly hand painted by myself. Each piece comes ready to hang, and the framing allows them to sit on a shelf or counter as well. So you have options! $30 each.

And new this year, framed "Forgot Your Phone?" wordsearches, and framed "Goat Butt" photos! They are my goats too, lol. Sizes range from 4x6 up to 8x10 and come in a variety of frame choices. All frames come ready to hang, and most can also be set on a shelf or counter. 4x6-$6, 5x7-$8, 8x10-$10.

As a reminder, Sammy and I will be at the Goldendale Farmers Market Holiday Bazaar on Saturday, December 14th. The Bazaar will be held at the Goldendale Grange from 9-3. We will have my handcrafted soap, hand painted signs, and framed pieces all ready for you to wrap up your holiday shopping!

***I AM accepting pre-sales on hand painted signs and framed pieces before the Bazaar. If you see something you like, you better sn**ch it up now. I will hold it for you and you can pick it up at the Bazaar.***

All our love,
Rebecca & Samuel Hauck

11/08/2024

**I am not accepting pre-sales on soap before the Bazaar.**

Hello friends! We are quickly approaching the holiday season, and that means it's almost time for the Goldendale Farmers Market Holiday Bazaar! Sammy and I will be there with all of your favorite hand-crafted soaps, and some new ones too! I will also have a large variety of new hand painted signs, some fun framed pieces, and a discount box filled with heavily discounted items.

The Goldendale Farmers Market Holiday Bazaar will be held on Saturday, December 14th, at the Goldendale Grange, from 9-3. Swing on by, say hello, and wrap up your holiday shopping!

As a reminder, I will have two lines of soap available. I have worked extra hard to make double batches of my top sellers. All totaled, I did 57 batches....with 35 different scents! Normal bars will be $6. Large hearts will be $5. Small hearts $1. And fun holiday shapes will be $4.

All-Natural Line:
For my all natural line of soap, I use essential oils for the scent. For colorants, I use various clays, spices, and earth materials.

Basil
Cedarwood
Cinnamon Oatmeal
Coffee-Clove
Eucalyptus
Eucalyptus pumice hand and foot scrub bars
Keylime
Lemon
Lemongrass
Oatmeal Lavender
Oatmeal Orange
Patchouli
Peppermint
Pine
Pink Grapefruit
Plain Oatmeal
Spearmint

Fragrance oil line:
For those not as concerned about an all natural soap, I use fun fragrance oils for the scent, and vibrant colored micas for the colorants.

Bitter Almond
Chocolate
Coffee Spice Cake
Cranberry Peach Vanilla
Cucumber Melon
Frankincense
Green Tea & Pear
Hawaiian Plumeria
Magnolia
Mango Papaya
Maple Sugar
Midnight Jasmine
Nag Champa
Oak Barrel Cider
Red Currant & Thyme
Sophisticated Man
Tropical Passionfruit
Urban Beat
Winter Woods

For now, I will just be posting photos of the soap, so get your want lists ready! Once I get all my paintings and other goodies finished, I will post those for your viewing pleasure too.

We are really looking forward to seeing you. Get Saturday, December 14th marked on your calendars!

All our love,
Rebecca & Samuel Hauck

12/09/2023

Bazaar day! Come say hello and pick up some Christmas goodies! Goldendale Grange, 9am-3pm.

12/03/2023

Hello, friends!

It sure has been a long while. I wanted to share some exciting news with you all, but first a long overdue update. So I will be doing two posts today. This is the first. Look for the second one with the exciting news next!

If you all recall, back in January I wrote that I was going to be taking the year off due to a breast cancer diagnosis. This past year has absolutely been the hardest of my entire life.

I had surgery to place my chemo port in my chest on February 7th. On February 12th, so I could feel some sense of control, I cut my hair off. I couldn't stand the thought of long clumps falling out due to chemo. I started chemotherapy on February 20th. I went every 3 weeks, for a total of 6 rounds. I got to ring the bell to celebrate my last one on June 5th. Chemo nearly did me in. I have never been so sick, and it was the most difficult experience I ever had to live through. But I made it. On July 13th, the day before my 37th birthday, I had a unilateral mastectomy with immediate breast implant reconstruction. I am still healing. I started targeted immunotherapy infusions back in September. I will go every 3 weeks, for a total of 14 rounds. I will not be done with those until June of next year. Sometime in the new year I am to start on a hormone blocking pill. I am to be on that for 10 years. I have decided to give it a go, but if it negatively impacts my quality of life too much, I will decline to continue to take it. I recently saw a naturopathic oncologist who I am working with to boost my immune system and learn ways to better support my body post treatment moving forward.

I'm hanging in there. I know the worst is behind me. I've tackled the hardest part of treatment and have survived. Still, chemo took a toll on my body, and I continue to struggle every day with lasting side effects. I never know from day to day how I'm going to feel. And that is just the physical aspect. Mentally and emotionally I struggle as well. There is not a part of my life breast cancer hasn't touched. But I am determined to continue on and have this experience help shape me into a better human being.

I have been SO lucky to have received tons of love and support from my family, friends, and community. I couldn't have survived this if not for the continued support.

I appreciate the kindness of those who have reached out to me at some point over this past year. I don't know what the future holds for Goldendale Country Bumpkins, but I do hope to continue to soap and craft periodically and to share that with you all when I do.

Now, a few photos of my journey thus far.

All my love,
Rebecca

01/26/2023

Hello, friends! Before I sign off of Country Bumpkins for a while, I wanted to make a special post about the last set of custom order signs I was commissioned to paint. I have a friend who is opening up her own counseling and mental health practice right here in Goldendale, and she asked me to paint her some signs to go in her waiting room. This was a large task for me, but I was excited to take it on! I feel proud of the work I did, and I am incredibly thankful I was able to get them completed for her before breast cancer sees me taking a break. I believe they turned out amazing, and I can't wait to see them hanging up in her practice! How fortunate Goldendale will be to have this new mental health establishment in our town.

I want to thank everyone who has ever asked me to custom paint a sign for them. I always tried my best to see your vision and bring it to life. Being able to paint, even silly little signs, has brought so much joy to my life over the years. I am truly grateful.

All my love,
Rebecca

01/26/2023

These products were all custom orders, gifts, or donations over the past few years. Thanks so much for supporting us!

01/22/2023

Hello, friends!

I wanted to let you all know that I will be taking a step back from Goldendale Country Bumpkins this year. I am embarking on a breast cancer journey and have decided I need a break from painting and soaping. If at any point in time this year I have the energy and desire to soap, I will most definitely post them here for sale!

I want to thank you all for your love and support over the years. I have had so much fun taking on your painted custom orders and providing you all with my homemade soap. Doing so has made me immeasurably happy! I am looking forward to some rest during this difficult time period in my life and hope to one day share the news with you all that I am cancer free!

All my love,
Rebecca Hauck

12/16/2022

Good morning, friends!

I have 13 bars of soap left! This post has been updated to reflect what I have left. Each bar is $6. My promotion of buy 5 get 1 free is still running. I would love nothing more than to sell my complete stock! Please help me reach that goal!

I will be in town this evening (Friday), as well as Sunday morning and Sunday evening. Delivery/meet up is possible then.

Send me a message to purchase and to discuss delivery/meet up.

All my love,
Rebecca
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12/12/2022

These hand crafted items are all sold. Thank you so, so much for supporting us! It means the world to us.

12/12/2022

***CHRISTMAS 2022 SOAP NOW AVAILABLE!***

**2022 Fall soap is now sold out**
**2022 Spring soap is now sold out**

**As we are all aware, prices everywhere continue to rise. My soaping ingredients are no exception. I have seen my lye, oil, and essential oil prices go up significantly over the past 2 years. After keeping my soap $5 for years now, I have made the tough decision to raise my price to $6. Starting November 2022, each bar of soap is now $6.**

Comment or send me a message to arrange payment and pickup/delivery/shipping.

**I now offer two different lines of soap! Please see below for details.

All-Natural line:
For my all natural line of soap, I use essential oils for the scent. For colorants, I use various clays, spices, and earth materials.

Fragrance oil line:
For those not as concerned about an all natural soap, I use fragrance oils for the scent, and colored micas for the colorants.

The base of all my soaps consist of beef tallow we render ourselves here at home, coconut oil, pomace oil, grapeseed oil, and castor oil.

Please click each photo for ingredient information. All soap will come with an ingredient label. All soap will have been cured for a minimum of 6-8 weeks. The longer the cure time, the harder and longer lasting your bar of soap will be. Please leave your soap someplace it can drain freely and dry between use!

Want to put in an order? Given I have all materials needed on hand, you can custom order soap. This means I will make a WHOLE LOAF for you in any of these all natural essential oil scents: anise, cedarwood, citronella, clove, coffee-clove, cocoa-mint, basil, eucalyptus, lavender, lemongrass, oatmeal, palmarosa, patchouli, peppermint, pine, plain, & spearmint. OR shoot me a message for a list of which fragrance oils I currently have in stock to use.

Each loaf is $48.00 and will contain 9 bars (that gets you one bar free!) There is a 6-8 week wait time between when I make your soap and when your soap will be ready for use due to curing time.

12/12/2022

Hello, friends! Thanks so very much for making the bazaar a successful one for me. We had a great time and it was nice to see so many of you!

I sold out of many of my soaps, but as promised, I am posting what is left. You will find those listed below. These make great last minute gifts/stocking stuffers! Upon request, I can package your soaps up nicely in a gift box with crinkle paper for a fee of $5. Add in a wooden soap dish for an extra $5.

****Each bar is $6. PROMOTION: Buy 5 bars, get 1 FREE.****

Comment on this post or send me a message to purchase. Cash, PayPal, and Venmo all accepted. I will be in town a few times only this week, so meeting up/delivery will have to be on my timeline, and we can discuss that in a PM. For those out of towners, I will ship at buyers expense this week only.

Essential Oil Line:

(3) Patchouli
(2) Anise (smells like black licorice)
(1) Palmarosa (floral scent)
(1) Cedarwood

Fragrance Oil Line:

(3) Nag Champa (smells like incense)
(2) Bamboo & Teak
(1) Frankincense

All my love,
Rebecca

12/10/2022

We are all set up! Swing on by the Goldendale Grange anytime between 9am-3pm and say hello! Both halls are filled with amazing local artisans ready to help you wrap up your holiday shopping! 🎄❄️❤️

12/09/2022

***Tomorrow, Saturday December 10th, is the day!***

Don't let the snow stop you from visiting the Goldendale Farmers Market Holiday Bazaar! I promise it will be worth trudging through the bit of snow we got! We will be set up at the Goldendale Grange from 9am-3pm! Come say hello!

This week I did a mock display set up and it got me SO excited. We are really looking forward to seeing you all tomorrow! 🎄❄️

12/03/2022

This is what “hand painted” looks like! So much time and love goes into each piece. I am thankful for the people who understand, value, and respect the amount of work and time that goes into a hand painted sign from me. Those are the people who keep me going and I am happy to paint for! ❤️ (But I do need some back cream and a massage! 😂)

1 week left until the Goldendale Farmers Market Holiday Bazaar! Saturday, December 10th at the Goldendale Grange from 9am-3pm.

11/10/2022

Hi, friends!

It’s official! Goldendale Country Bumpkins will be at the Goldendale Farmers Market Holiday Bazaar on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10TH, from 9am-3pm at the Goldendale Grange! Get this date marked on your calendars now, it’s only a month away and you are not going to want to miss it!!

Please read on for all the details……

I listened to your requests last year and decided this year, instead of making up the soap gift boxes myself, I’m going to offer DIY soap boxes so you can pick and choose the perfect custom hand crafted soap gift box! You make the decisions, I put it together!

1. Choose your gift box size and design (I have lots to fit all budgets!)
2. Decide what soaps you want to include
3. Add in some optional accessories if you wish

For those that don’t want the fuss of making decisions for a gift box, let me know how many soaps you want, and I can totally do all the rest of the decision making for you.

Price will depend on box size, how many soaps chosen to fill it, and optional accessories chosen.

I will still be selling bars individually for those not interested in creating a gift box. Individual bars will come packed in a free holiday themed bag, or choose a mesh soap saver bag or an organza bag for $1 more.

Remember, I make two different lines of soap; an all natural line where I use only essential oils and clays/spices, and a fragrance oil line where I use fragrance oils and micas. All soaps will be labeled and clearly marked with an EO or FO so there will be no confusion. But please ask questions if you have any!

Soaps in my essential oil line:

Lemongrass
Pine
Lavender oatmeal
Anise
Fir needle
Peppermint
Cocoa spearmint
Lemon eucalyptus
Cedarwood
Cinnamon oatmeal
Patchouli
Palmarosa
Oatmeal orange
Lemon eucalyptus foot scrub bar
Charcoal face wash bar

Soaps in my fragrance oil line:

Winter woods
Maple sugar oatmeal
Pear green tea & oatmeal
Frankincense
Japanese cherry blossom
Coconut vanilla
Magnolia
Bamboo & teak
Nag champa
Sweet pea
Oak barrel cider

Please see the attached photos to view the soap listed above, example soap gift box options (not all options are pictured), and optional accessories.

***Regrettably, I will not be accepting early order requests. Please come see me at the Farmers Market Holiday Bazaar! After the bazaar, remaining soap will be posted.***

I will also have a handful of new hand painted signs, as well as heavily discounted signs from the past year.

One last note. As we are all aware, prices everywhere continue to rise. My soaping ingredients are no exception. I have seen my lye, oil, and essential oil prices go up significantly over the past 2 years. After keeping my soap $5 for years now, I have made the tough decision to raise my price to $6. Please remember I am not a big scale business pulling in high profits. I am a Mama who found a love for soaping years ago and wanted to share that with others. Raising my price per bar will ensure I can continue to soap and sell to you all. I hope you will continue to support this hobby of mine so that I can offer you safe hand crafted soap!

Thank you! I am SO incredibly excited. Please reach out if you have any questions. I look forward to seeing you at the Bazaar!

All my love,
Rebecca

11/02/2022

Hi, friends! I have just a few bars of soap from my Fall line left! $5 a bar.

I will not have any more soap available until the Farmers Market Holiday Bazaar in December, so if you are in need....or looking for a little gift for your upcoming Thanksgiving festivities, better swoop these up now!

(3) Spooky Sour Apple
(1) Oak Barrel Cider
(1) Maple Sugar

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10/13/2022

Hi, friends! I have some Fall soap left I would love to find new homes for! Each of these scream FALL and seriously smell soooo delicious!! It's been hard to keep my hands off them.

(3) bars of Spooky Sour Apple
(1) bars of Oak Barrel Cider
(1) bars of Maple Sugar

My Essential oil soap has all been sold.

Paypal, Venmo, or Cash are all welcome. Comment or message to make your purchase!

Thanks!
Rebecca

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