06/30/2025
Dental Hygienist: (a.k.a. Pocket Pro, Plaque Whisperer, Gum Surgeon-lite)
Are you a master of the scalpel and a guru of gum disease? Do you find immense satisfaction in a sparkling clean smile (even if it's not your own)? Then this is the position for you!
Responsibilities (Prepare to be Amazed):
~Plaque Annihilation: Battle plaque and tartar buildup like a dental superhero.
~Fluoride Force-Field: Apply fluoride treatments to create a protective barrier against cavities.
~X-Ray Vision: Take and analyze X-rays to spot hidden dental issues and relay findings to the dentist.
~Oral Health Educator Extraordinaire: Teach patients the secrets of proper brushing and flossing to ensure a strong oral hygiene game.
~Pocket Detective: Assess gum health and diagnose pockets of doom, working closely with the dentist to plan the ultimate dental intervention.
~Documentation Diva: Keep meticulous records of patient care and treatment plans.
Qualifications (What You Need to Be a Dental Legend):
*A valid dental hygienist license in this state.
*A commitment to staying updated on the latest dental trends and techniques.
*The ability to communicate effectively with patients, explaining complex procedures in a way they can understand.
*A high tolerance for patient jokes and awkward interactions.
*A passion for promoting flossing.
*Proficiency in controlling the dental water hose and minimizing patient splatters.
Bonus Points:
The ability to maintain a straight face while scraping a piece of broccoli that's been there since 2005.
Expertise in understanding mumbled answers while hands are in a patient's mouth.
If you're ready to join a team that values clean teeth, good humor, and a little bit of dental-themed craziness, apply today!
