
09/26/2025
You wanna know what it’s like to be popular?
Become a mom or sole caregiver.
You’ll never p*e alone again.
You’ll always be invited to things (like tantrums, midnight throw-up parties, and “Mom, watch this!” performances).
And you’ll definitely be the most sought-after person in your house…
…for snacks, answers, and locating things that are “right in front of them.”
It’s exhausting being this adored.
So if your day feels like one long standing ovation (from very short, emotionally unstable fans)… just know you’re not alone.
And yes, that after-work beer/glass of wine/pint of Ben & Jerry’s is basically your Tony Award.
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Send this to a mom who hasn’t p*ed alone since 2017 😅🚽