02/21/2026
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This is my roast-The Queen of Hearts
Sheryl … you don’t have a brand.
You have a royal ecosystem with bylaws.
Most people have:
• A logo
• A tagline
• Maybe a Canva template
You?
• 7 frameworks
• 4 movements
• 3 retreats
• 2 newsletters
• 1 empire
• And a partridge in a purple-and-gold pear tree.
You don’t brainstorm.
You strategize like:
“If I help 200 women a week how will the workd be impacted?…” You want them to know they are loved!
Ma’am.
We were just talking about lunch.
And the way you casually say:
“I lost $64,892 one year.”
Most people would cry.
You turned it into a keynote, a lesson, a framework, and a warning label.
That’s not trauma.
That’s content.
Let’s talk about your image requests.
“Make my smile brighter.”
“Now add a crown.”
“Make it sunset.”
“Put me on a billboard.”
“Add Dallas skyline.”
“Make it 8K.”
“Now make it more divine but approachable.”
At this point, even Photoshop is like:
“Is she running for office or ascending to heaven?”
And your catchphrases?
“Numbers NEVER LIE.”
“Fix your crown.”
“My brilliance is bankable.”
“Micro-learning is QUEEN.”
You don’t post captions.
You issue royal affirmations with authority.
Also… can we discuss how every single life event becomes intellectual property?
Bad year? → Program.
Personal growth? → Course.
Painful lesson? → Retreat theme.
Conversation? → 30-day content series.
You don’t waste experiences.
You monetize them.
And the confidence?
You don’t enter rooms.
Rooms feel upgraded when you arrive.
But here’s the real playful truth…
You are wildly consistent.
Wildly driven.
Wildly intentional.
You’re not trying to “go viral.”
You’re trying to build legacy.
And that’s the part that’s hard to roast.
Because behind the crown humor is a woman who survived enough to build systems.
So yes, I can tease you.
But honestly?
The Queen of Hearts isn’t delusional.
She’s disciplined.
