04/24/2026
Cootie Crusher
Crushes Crud. Calms Chaos.
Sweaty weather is rolling in fast, and that means the annual return of rub, rash, funk, and full‑blown moisture mayhem. Cootie Crusher is your all‑natural, crud‑crushing, chaos‑calming salve built to get ahead of the problem before it starts.
Olive oil, beeswax, and tea tree team up to keep things comfortable, balanced, and irritation‑free — even on your most sensitive bits.
Grab it now so you’re ready when the heat hits and the yeast bites.
- Not for internal use.
- May burn or tingle at application — that’s the botanicals doing their thing.
- No medical claims — this salve supports comfort and balance, but it isn’t intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition.
- If the sensation feels stronger than expected, wipe off and adjust how much you use next time.