Apocalypse Acres

Apocalypse Acres Welcome to Apocalypse Acres! We’re a 5 acre farm in the Green Swamp, Groveland, Central Florida.
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I want to share my journey into homesteading, and hopefully be an example to others to do the same, even if just in a small way!🔥🌶️🐗🐃🐓🦆🍇🥒 ~Jes Savage

Water buffalo hang out time today!!! He’s about a year and a half now, time to ramp up training!!
03/09/2026

Water buffalo hang out time today!!! He’s about a year and a half now, time to ramp up training!!

Quick dinner cuz I have to work 7:30pm-8am… mojo chicken tacos with corn tortillas! Yeah there’s no veggies…🤷🏼‍♀️ there’...
03/08/2026

Quick dinner cuz I have to work 7:30pm-8am… mojo chicken tacos with corn tortillas! Yeah there’s no veggies…🤷🏼‍♀️ there’s tomato in the sauce haha

YESSS we are the cool parents 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰 Someday this toddler is going to tell his friends there’s a slide outside his front...
03/08/2026

YESSS we are the cool parents 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰 Someday this toddler is going to tell his friends there’s a slide outside his front door. And they inevitably won’t believe him 😂😅
(There used to be a 12ft tall moringa tree right where the base of the slide is so we couldn’t do it sooner…the freeze killed it! I’m thrilled! 😁🤩)

Oh look. 👀 A homophobe….a really loud one. Don’t be like Pocket Tee Blondie. It’s not that hard to not be a dick. 🤷🏼‍♀️
03/08/2026

Oh look. 👀 A homophobe….a really loud one. Don’t be like Pocket Tee Blondie. It’s not that hard to not be a dick. 🤷🏼‍♀️

03/08/2026

THIRD SHIFTERS, who gets to work an HOUR LESS with me tonight?? 😍😍😍

Freeze dried and vacuum sealed raw eggs, shelf stable for 25+ years! There are 60 eggs in these 8 jars! (Next time I wil...
03/08/2026

Freeze dried and vacuum sealed raw eggs, shelf stable for 25+ years! There are 60 eggs in these 8 jars! (Next time I will powder them, they’re easier to rehydrate that way.

03/07/2026

Watch him rocking from inside when we whistle!! 🥰🥰😍😍

✊✊✊ Alcatraz was amazing.
03/07/2026

✊✊✊ Alcatraz was amazing.

Floating eggs….to eat or not to eat?
03/07/2026

Floating eggs….to eat or not to eat?

One of my quails lays these adorable cow spotted eggs 😍😍
03/06/2026

One of my quails lays these adorable cow spotted eggs 😍😍

We are 10 hours into our FIRST freeze drying batch of raw EGGS!!! As much as I love candy, I think I’m most excited abou...
03/06/2026

We are 10 hours into our FIRST freeze drying batch of raw EGGS!!! As much as I love candy, I think I’m most excited about this. The prospect of being able to store these eggs for 25+ years is really incredible!!!! The eggs that my chickens laid today will still be good when I’m nearly 70 years old!!

Awwww yeah!!! My one and only black coturnix quail Big Betty just laid her very first egg!! Poor girl, it was a big one,...
03/06/2026

Awwww yeah!!! My one and only black coturnix quail Big Betty just laid her very first egg!! Poor girl, it was a big one, too! I was so hoping it was a girl!

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2734 Carter Jones Road
Groveland, FL
34736

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