Dan’s Trepanning and Mental Landscaping Service

Dan’s Trepanning and Mental Landscaping Service We provide Americans with safe and healthy ways to relieve pressure from the skull.

12/05/2024

I regret to inform our customers that the store will be temporarily closed due to a police investigation.

Unfortunately someone filed a report about our staff performing trepanations while high on cannabis. BUT what they don’t know is that Dan is a licensed trepanation specialist and he was actually high on cannabis when he passed all of the licensing tests! No crime was committed and we welcome you to take us to civil court!

We’re hoping to reopen by early next week so everyone can get their pre-holiday season trepanations. Apologies for any inconvenience and thank you for your patience at this trying time. Namaste 🙏.

- Dan’s Trepanning and Mental Landscaping

11/06/2024

Feeling a bit worn out after Election Day? Stop by the shop for a quick trepanation!

11/02/2024

Some “crystal girl” with a bob haircut will tell you she developed siddhis like clairvoyance by playing a card game created in Italy 500-600 years ago just so she can sell you her brand of tarot cards. And everyone is fine with that!

… but the same people look at me like I’m crazy for drilling a hole in my skull to get closer to God and offering that service to others at a reasonable price! Make it make sense!!

First 10 people who stop by Dan’s Trepanning And Mental Landscaping to schedule a trepanning session next week will get ...
08/19/2024

First 10 people who stop by Dan’s Trepanning And Mental Landscaping to schedule a trepanning session next week will get one of these for free!

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616 Yalnotha Way
Hamilton Township, NJ

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