ArtTunes

09/23/2025

Sorry, ArtTunes will not be open until 2pm on Wednesday, September 24. I have a Doctor appointment and it is going to take a while. thanks. D

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09/14/2025

In my never ending hope to keep ArtTunes looking fresh, I repainted the porch. I had almost finished, and wouldn’t you know, here comes Moses leading the Israelites out of Egypt! They came through the back and then parted the paint and marched right past me without so much as a hello. Now the paint has dried and here comes The Pharaoh! Somebody’s getting a bill, I mean, they could just as easily gone around.

09/10/2025

Arttunes is the proud sponsor of the 1979 Olympics

09/08/2025

The Arttunes restaurant now has a skylight, unlike the Arttunes shower department which we had to take out. Stupid court orders.

08/30/2025

Arttunes has the most adorable pins! They are just the keenest! They are the most when it comes to wearing, but don’t hug them, or you might get a small prick.

08/26/2025

Someone threw out an old piano, so I utilized some of the wood and carved a polar bear on a disappearing snow bank. It’s called “Bye, Polar”. I added leds to create a feeling of reflection of the beautiful sunsets in L.A. that are created by the smog. That’s all I got, see ya.

08/17/2025

A good friend of mine told me of their hope. They said when I died, they hoped they would take my brain out so that it could be figured out. Well, wouldn’t you know it, but I just let loose with a tsunami sneeze, and it just popped out! A lot bigger than I thought it would be. Do I send it to them, or do they come and get it?

08/15/2025

The scenic driveway at Arttunes holds quite a splendor of flora, however we must admit to some of our flowered friends being just a bit rogue. Some of the sunflowers have grown a distance from their intended destination. They are always hanging their heads and stand too near the passage way. I will reveal that sometimes when I pull the car in I experience a thud from where one or two of them have smacked me. So, ArtTunes, a place of unquestionable delight burdened with sullen sunflowers that punch cars. I’ll talk to their Mothers, and I have told them to get jobs, but if anyone catches them doing the Mary Jane, let me know and I‘lol contact the authorities.

08/11/2025

Before the days of cattle drives, earthworms were the chosen commodity. I hate to admit it, but I was once a worm rustler. It was easier to do because of the difficulties involved in branding a worm.
One day, I caused a stampede. I meant to write the experience down, but I had no notebook and it happened 180 years ago, so memories are fuzzy. That can’t happen now thanks to the new notebooks offered by ArtTunes. They are just the thing for your thing. (I mean your next activity, not your thing, because, paper cuts and stuff).

08/06/2025

Apologies, ArtTunes will be closed Aug 7.

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07/27/2025

Looking for the good, old fashioned, and quaint style of a Hallmark card? Keep lookin’ fellow meat puppet. Arttunes does have sarcastic and some of the funniest cards on the planet. A recent poll even suggested that we have not only the best cards on the planet, but on the whole west side of the solar system. Stop by, and you too will see why ArtTunes is made from trillions of molecules. And dna, oh do we have dna.

07/15/2025

Boogie with a woogie