ArtTunes

12/29/2025

Our latest endorsement

12/29/2025

12/19/2025

Arttunes has received a lot of new merchandise lately. The result of this momentous Occasion is that we have lots of empty boxes. If anyone is wrapping gifts and could use a box or two, just stop out. No purchase required and they are free to all, even the ones I don’t like.

12/17/2025

Yonder is the ArtTunes wonder bike. It is capable of sub light speed, but if I shift into 7th gear I think I can get it to warp drive, but then I would have to wear a helmet. Also, ArtTunes is open. I might be gone from time to time due to having a lot of Dr. appointments, but I can ride the wonder bike at warp speed and be done with the appointment by the time I get there. So, there ya go.

11/24/2025

Sorry, ArtTunes will be closed Monday, Nov 24.

11/22/2025

Just a public service announcement to all our friends in business; if a group of penguins should stop by your establishment, be vigilant. They snuck into our break room and ate a whole box of vanilla wafers! It was the fish flavored ones, so I’m not too cheesed off, it they could have asked! Right?

11/10/2025

Anyone have a use for plastic flags? Free at Arttunes.

11/09/2025

It’s Sunday, and according to our custom, we take lunch at 2 in the afternoon at the car conductor’s joint. A thick, underdone meat, served hot on a cold plate with two kinds of vegetables. Then, a suet pudding. Wait, that’s McTeague. We are ArtTunes. We go to Culver’s and post pictures of the stuff we sell. Sorry, honest mistake.

10/26/2025

Ariel view of the Arttunes cinema room. Today’s movie is “Iceberg”. It is the story of a tiny and disoriented ship that somehow got in to a grocery store and collided with a head of lettuce. Rated NR Because it’s not suitable to sensitive rabbits. Just as well, when they get excited they kick the seats.

10/18/2025

On December 13, 1846, ArtTunes founder and progressive thinker Arnold Peabody created a music wall. It was met with a cool response, partly because it was way ahead of its time, but mainly because he didn’t own the place then. Also,the place wasn’t built yet, also he wasn’t born yet. But, kudos to him for overcoming all these obstacles and creating whatever the hell this place is.

10/08/2025

Just so y’all know, there is a wooden guy sanding himself at ArtTunes. He’s probably trying to finish himself since it takes me a while and i probably made him to be impatient. If he decides to paint himself too, I hope he realizes that he is in the green paint bin. I hope I didn’t make him colorblind.