Impressions Functional Wellness

03/22/2026

We know so many of you are waiting patiently for our Enlighten tattoo removal to be back. We are, too! It died in the winter storm and we have really missed it. The good news is that we should have a back up coming by the end of the month. Woohoo! We'll be calling you all to schedule soon. In the meantime, join our messaging system to communicate with us on all things Impressions.

03/22/2026

We've got some new prices on our weight loss injections that we can't post here but we know you're going to want to hear! Join our messaging system and simply ask!

03/22/2026

We've been going through a few changes around here lately, which are really going to help you continue to be your best. One of them is to change to a new phone and text messaging system! Now, getting in touch is easier than ever. Click this link to join our practice messaging and let us know how we can help take care of you!

03/11/2026

Friday was a hard day for all of us as Sheena made her retirement from Impressions! 😭 She has been such a staple for so many of y'all and I know you'll want to wish her well. Don't worry, though, we're still moving forward with many great things to come. For now, please take the time to let Sheena know just how loved she is and wish her the best on her future!

02/25/2026

To my women who do not feel heard, take the time to stop and really READ this substack from Dr. Mary Claire Haver. Then, come talk to me and let's see how we can help you.

You are NOT crazy. And you are NOT alone.

Why defining menopause as “12 months without a period” is failing women

02/12/2026

Looking for a great deal on laser hair removal? We currently have a gift certificate on this auction and I don't see any bids yet!

Silent auction '45th Annual Commando Classic and Silent Auction' hosted online at 32auctions.

01/28/2026

01/27/2026

We finally have power back at the office but will remain closed on Tuesday, January 27 due to the roads keeping the staff away. We hope to be back in on Wednesday but will continue to update you here!

01/26/2026

We know you need us and we need you but Monday, January 26 will keep us at home! Stay here to learn about Tuesday!

12/26/2025

So you know when to find us!

12/22/2025

Today Sheena tried out our new Ozone Oasis HOCATT chamber. If you were lucky enough to get a free session in your open house goody bag, call us to schedule soon!

Anti-inflammatory
Stress reduction
Chronic pain
Circulation disorders
Immune support
Detoxification
Hormone balance

Let us know how we can help!

12/19/2025

Our new IV room is coming along and we're ready to keep providing healthy fluids at a fraction of the cost of those other places. Call us to find out how we can help when you just aren't feeling yourself!

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