10/23/2019
Asparagus, or “Sparrow Grass” as it is known is some parts of the USA is a spring vegetable.
It has been recorded being used in the kitchen and medicine cabinets since the year 3000 BCE, and for good reason.
Most people will relay that the most memorable aspect of asparagus is the mildly odd odor in the urine after digestion due to its high sulfur content, and why should p**p get all the fame- with a nice diet of asparagus all the waste matter can smell bad, maybe it should be nicknamed “the great equalizer”.... But I digress….
Asparagus comes either with a thick “woody “stalk that should be peeled at least halfway up the stalk or pencil asparagus that just need the ends trimmed. It cooks SO fast (blanching is best) and if you place it directly into cold water it will keep a stunning green color that is such a nice addition to pasta or salads because it just screams “Don't eat me!”, jk, it screams SPRING! Which its not right now, but again, I digress.
Here is what you need to know about asparagus
Its relatively available most of the year (thank you carbon footprint)
It cooks so fast, that it makes a perfect side dish to a 15 min dinner
Because of the high levels of the amino acid asparagus,it is a natural diuretic. In other words, this can help flush excess fluid and salt from your body,decreasing swelling in the hands and feet and may help prevent urinary tract infections and possible build up of kidney stones.
It's delicious.
I added some fresh pears and pomegranates to the finished dish for extra color and bright flavors and opted for red onion as it has a midler sweeter taste to balance the already present sulfur in the asparagus.
Recipe
1 bunch of pencil asparagus, bottoms trimmed
½ red onion
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 pear diced
1 seeded pomegranate
Oil and salt
Directions
Heat a wide flat skillet with water, when it starts to swirl v***r add salt- now it should start to boil.Add asparagus and cover for just a few minutes. Remove and place on a dish.
Heat the same skillet with enough oil to coat, when it starts to develop a ripple its ready to add in onion and garlic, turn on low and let these bad boys develop a nice sweet flavor by keeping the heat low and giving it some time- your nose is your guide here- when it starts to smell good, give it another minute or two and it's done. Remove and place on the asparagus. Allowing any oily onion garlic to coat the asparagus as well.
Right before serving add pomegranate seeds and chopped pears and enjoy!
You can buy pre seeded pomegranate OR place the halved pomegranate in a bowl of cold water and using your fingers and thumb flick them out of the “paper” casing. The cold water will keep everything from getting stained as well as your hands… and it keeps the seeds nice and crunchy!