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06/01/2026

Good morning! Apparently June showed up, clocked in, and immediately called out sick. Whoever ordered this weather clearly clicked the wrong button.

That said, June is absolutely packed, and Isis has once again looked at a calendar and said, "What if we filled every available square?"

Here's what's coming up:

🧵 6/2 – Stitch & Bitch

🎲 6/3 – Demystifying Dungeons with Kim

💃 6/4 – Undulate & Unbutton: Burlesque Meets Belly Dance with Mariana Waves

🔥 6/5–6/7 – This Is Your Edge: A Weekend with Devyn Stone

💻 6/10 – Designer Relationships with Jennifer (Virtual)

🪢 6/12 – TK's & You with Fiber

💃 6/13 – The Art of the Dance Part II with Raiden

🚨 6/14 – The day we apparently decided sleep was optional:
• 1 PM – Ma*****st Yoga with Dein
• 4 PM – Rope 101 & Rope 102 with Isis

🪢 6/16 – Holyoke Munch & Tie with Em-Jay & Dein

💻 6/17 – Practical Poly with Jennifer (Virtual)

✨ 6/18 – Sweet, Solo & Sinful Burlesque with Carmen

📍 6/19 – Needle Play 101 with Riven

🪢 6/20 – Holyoke Freestyle & Rope Lab returns!

🎲 6/23 – Crit Happens: Game Night

💻 6/24 – Poly & CNM Discussion Group with Jennifer

🌈 6/27 – The Rainbow Showcase, featuring q***r artists from all over New England, hosted by Sabrina La'Strain-Grotesque

🧘 6/28 – Ma*****st Yoga with Dein

💕 6/30 – Poly Speed Dating with Jennifer

If reading that list made you tired, imagine organizing it.

Also, from June 22nd–29th, Isis and Em-Jay will be vending at Dark Odyssey: Fusion, so shop hours will be limited around scheduled events while they spread chaos and good vibes elsewhere.

Here's hoping June eventually finds its sunshine, because we've already got plenty of heat planned.

See you around the shop!
~Em-Jay

04/29/2026

May is here, and apparently we decided to schedule everything except a day off. 😏
Here’s what we’ve got going on:

• Tuesday social nights—come mingle, make friends, make questionable decisions

• Kicking things off with electro play ⚡ because easing into the month is overrated

• A class on how to talk dirty… for educational purposes, obviously

• Making spicy magic jars (manifest your desires, side effects may include chaos)

• A Mother’s Day drag show—bring mom, or just tell her you went to brunch

• Some hypno kink to mess with your mind in the best way

• Polyamorous classes & discussions—because communication is sexy

• Ma*****st yoga, where pain = progress (allegedly)

• And we’re wrapping it all up with a full Rainbow Showcase 🌈

Honestly, if you’re bored this month, we need to talk.
Go check out the full lineup (you know you’re curious):
👉 www.boink-ed.com/event

04/19/2026

04/04/2026

Hey friends!

Q2 is already coming in hot—and honestly, we’re still riding the wave from Q1. Our graffiti board absolutely felt the love these past three months… and let’s just say, it’s been booked, busy, and emotionally fulfilled.

Seriously though, thank you for every note, doodle, and masterpiece (yes, even the questionable stick figures—we see you). It means more than you know.

We can’t wait to see what you all add next… no pressure, but the board has standards now. 😏

~Em-Jay

04/01/2026

03/02/2026

March chose chaos. We’re just rolling with it.
Yes, it’s a little wild. Yes, the pun was intentional. No, we’re not apologizing.
First things first: Double Essentials with Dagger was rescheduled from February and now lands on Saturday 3.21.26 — and it rolls straight into the Rainbow Showcase. Update those calendars before future-you gets mad at present-you.
Now buckle up, because this month is stacked:
Educator Kim dropping knowledge like it’s hot
Nick the Sound Healer vibrating us into another dimension
The fabulous Carmen Celeste teaching with her troupe (prepare to be dazzled)
Jennifer back again with polyamory classes — because communication is sexy
Woody teaching self-defense so you can protect your peace (and maybe your knees)
Devyn Stone turning fantasy into power exchange reality
Dion pushing limits with yoga — yes, that includes muscles you forgot existed
Kaelyn hosting art night for your creative alter ego
And our own Isis tying things up nicely with multiple rope courses
If March had a personality, it would absolutely be “extra.”
Stretch, hydrate, clear your schedule — it’s going to be a ride.

02/02/2026

“Happy February! While the groundhog predicts a little more winter, we’re leaning into it with an amazing lineup of events. Bundle up, come out, and spend the season with us—there’s plenty to look forward to.”

Get all the information at www.boink-ed.com/event

01/22/2026

Em-Jay is set up at East Rock Brewing Company tonight for a Planned Parenthood Fundraiser, stop in and say Hi!