The funnys

08/19/2025

07/31/2025

An old, blind Marine accidentally stumbles into an all-girl biker bar, completely unaware of his surroundings. After feeling his way to the bar, he takes a seat and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

As he settles in, he suddenly yells out, "Hey, anyone here wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The room goes dead silent.

From beside him, a deep, authoritative voice calmly responds, "Before you go any further, I think you should know a few things."

The voice continues:
1. "The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat."
2. "The bouncer is also a blonde woman."
3. "I'm a blonde, 6-foot-tall, 175-pound black belt in karate."
4. "The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter."
5. "And the lady on your other side is a blonde professional wrestler."

The room stays silent as the Marine pauses to process what he just heard.

After a moment, he chuckles softly and says, "You know what? Forget it. I don't feel like explaining the joke five times."

06/06/2024

A Guy Takes His Girlfriend To Her First Football Game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
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