01/07/2026
This came from a massage group I'm part of. It is the 10 Commandments of massage therapy clients🤣🤣🤣🤣 enjoy!
ChatGPT is the best!!!
1) Thou shalt not be late and then ask which part we’re “skipping.”
Time lost is gone—like your punctuality.
2) Thou shalt not ask for “anything else.”
This is a licensed profession, not your search history.
3) Thou shalt not show up funky.
If I can smell your day before I greet you, we already have a problem.
4) Thou shalt not scroll your phone while demanding deep relaxation.
Multitasking is why you’re here in the first place.
5)Thou shalt not micromanage every movement like you’ve suddenly earned a massage degree.
If you know better, the table is hiring.
6) Thou shalt not casually drop medical bombs mid-session.
“Oh yeah, I had back surgery last year” is not a fun surprise.
7) Thou shalt not say anything that would require me to mentally contact HR, legal, and my ancestors.
😎 Thou shalt not moan, gasp, or narrate your pleasure like this is an audiobook no one asked for.
9) Thou shalt not negotiate price, time, or tip like we’re closing a deal at 2 a.m.
Respect is not optional.
10) Thou shalt not expect one massage to fix your posture, stress, trauma, and questionable life decisions.
Accountability pairs well with bodywork.
