12/27/2025
💘 MATCHMAKER: SEEKING SPECIALISTS 💘
Provider edition.
No weirdos allowed.
Serious inquiries only.
Informed patients seeking long-term care.
Looking for commitment, communication & reasonable wait times.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here 🌳 & let you know, a big part of my job is playing
🎲 healthcare matchmaker… and just like I can imagine dating was in 2020
……. it’s rough out here. 😅
My patients are great.
Truly top-tier humans.
What they’re missing? ⛓️💥
The right specialist relationship.
✨ About the patients ✨
✔️ Timely
✔️ Motivated
✔️ Will show up
✔️ They come prepared
✔️ They value collaboration
✔️ They’ve already tried conservative care
✔️ They actually follow through with plans
✔️ Just want care without a 3-month wait, a $500 cover charge, or being ghosted by scheduling 📲 👻
🔍 Seeking the following matches in the North Houston, and surrounding areas:
👶 Pediatric Specialists
• Urologist
• Nephrologist
• Dermatologist
• Cardiologist
• Neurologist
• Audiologists
🧑 Adult Specialists
• Gastroenterologist
• Dermatologist
• OB/GYN
• Neurologist
• Sleep Specialist
❤️ Deal breakers
❌ A warm body with poor bedside manner 
❌ “Next available is in 3-4 months”
❌ “Facility fee just to walk in”
❌ 7-minute visits with zero eye contact
❌ “We don’t accept outside labs or imaging”
❌ Surprise bills weeks later
💍 What we’re looking for
✔️ Reasonable access
✔️ Actually spends time with patients
✔️ Doesn’t bash a holistic lifestyle
✔️ Bonus points for transparent pricing
✔️ Double bonus if the staff answers the phone with what you are sure are kind eyes
📣 If you’ve found “the one” — please share:
• Practice + provider name
• How long you waited to get in
• Did they listen?
• Would you commit (aka go back for a second date)?
🔗 Tag or link them if you can
Let’s stop letting good patients wander the healthcare sites alone. 💻
Help me make some solid matches. 💛
Healthcare shouldn’t feel like Tinder with a deductible. 😅
Kindly
Dr. Hoff
(Taken. Married to primary care. Just helping my patients find “the one.”)
Ps. 💬 Please feel free to share, save, and send this to your crunchy circles, mama groups, and community chats — the more eyes, the better the matches. Let’s crowdsource some care.
