Kale Functional Medicine

Kale Functional Medicine KALE Functional Medicine in Houston, TX is a premier holistic practice lead by an IFM Certified doc.

12/12/2025

Holiday shopping done yet? Me either. The season gets busy fast—so here’s a quick KALE Gift Guide with clean, doctor‑trusted picks for the whole family:

- Vitamin D3/K2: winter essential for everyday immunity
- Magnesium glycinate: my go‑to for post‑travel muscle spasms and better sleep
- Probiotics: support digestion and immune balance
- Omega‑3s: heart, skin, and anti‑inflammatory support for grandparents through teens
- Vitamin C: immune backup when everyone’s in town and sharing more than hugs

Browse the picks and subscribe for promos at https://shop.kalemd.com/

Be well.

12/11/2025

Your gut is smarter than you’ve been led to believe. Instead of guessing with supplements, let’s test and target what your body actually needs.

- Digestive support isn’t one-size-fits-all. Pancreatic enzymes, bile support, or even hydrochloric acid may be the key—your results will tell us which.
- Prebiotics feed your good bugs. Probiotics are the bugs. Fermented foods can sometimes replace a supplement, and the right strain is best chosen by your microbiome data.
- Concerned about “leaky gut”? A simple stool test for zonulin can show us what’s really happening with your gut barrier.

If you’re tired of trial-and-error, a Gut Zoomer and targeted labs can give you answers in about a week—so we can personalize your plan with confidence. We love your guts. 💚

Healing isn’t just physical—it’s personal. With your KALE consultation, you’ll receive a FREE 60‑minute health coaching ...
12/10/2025

Healing isn’t just physical—it’s personal. With your KALE consultation, you’ll receive a FREE 60‑minute health coaching session with Coach T, our integrative health coach and former educator who helps you turn your provider’s plan into daily, doable habits.

What to expect:

- A calming start to get present
- Clarity on what’s working and where you’re stuck
- A personalized plan with 1–2 small, sustainable steps
- Encouragement and accountability that meets real life

A favorite win: One client started 15‑minute walks 2–3x/week and began sleeping through the night—for the first time in years.

Book your session. You deserve this.

12/04/2025

When Functional Medicine providers see that one biomarker that let’s us know we are in for a deep dive with our patient we break out our secret handshake! It’s our little way of saying, "We’ve got this, we’ve got each other, and we’ve got our patients’ backs. Let’s go!"

Just a peek behind the scenes at how we keep it fun and supportive in the clinic.

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12/01/2025

Last call for our biggest wellness savings of the year 🌿

20% OFF ends tonight at midnight.

If you’ve been thinking about restocking, starting a protocol, or finally trying that supplement you’ve had your eye on — this is your chance.

Your health deserves to be a priority. 💚



11/28/2025

Post-Thanksgiving reset, anyone? Here are a few favorites to help you feel balanced again:

Gluta Buffer: One scoop helps coat the stomach with L‑glutamine and soothing botanicals for that leaky gut or “sour tummy.”

Cardio Elite: A helpful source of potassium to naturally balance excess salt and support healthy blood pressure.

Bergamot: Citrus-powered support to help bring down LDL cholesterol and triglycerides.

Bitters: Gentle support for digestion and reflux after heavier meals.

Find them all at http://shop.kalemd.com/

Be well!

11/27/2025

Before the turkey, the chaos, and the cozy gatherings… a simple thank you.

Thank you for trusting KALE with your health.

Thank you for showing up for yourself, asking thoughtful questions, and believing you deserve to feel your best. Community is what matters most, and we’re grateful to be part of yours.

From our hearts at KALE—happy Thanksgiving. May your day be filled with great food, great company, and a cup refilled and overflowing. Not just today, but every day. Be well.

🌟 Real Stories, Real Transformations 🌟 We’re honored to support our patients on their journey to true wellness! Thank yo...
11/26/2025

🌟 Real Stories, Real Transformations 🌟 We’re honored to support our patients on their journey to true wellness! Thank you for trusting us to address the root cause and guide you toward a healthier, happier life.

11/24/2025

The moment we’ve been waiting for is here—our biggest savings event of the year!
For one week only, from today through December 1, enjoy 20% off:

-All supplements and Vibrant Lab products at KALE
-Services and gift cards in the KALE+ Rewards app

This season is about giving and gratitude, and we’re grateful for you. Whether you’re restocking favorites, trying something new, or getting a head start on holiday gifts and New Year goals—now’s the time.

How it works:
Shop supplements and Vibrant Lab: shop.kalemd.com
KALE+ Rewards app VIP? Log into the app for 20% off services and gift cards

Don’t wait—sale ends December 1.

Be well!

It’s here: our biggest savings event of the year!For one full week — November 24 to December 1 — take 20% off sitewide.-...
11/24/2025

It’s here: our biggest savings event of the year!

For one full week — November 24 to December 1 — take 20% off sitewide.

- 20% off all supplements and Vibrant Labs specialty kits in the KALE shop
- 20% off all services and gift cards when you purchase through your KALE+ Rewards account

Stock up on favorites, try something new, or gift wellness for the holidays. Don’t wait — ends December 1. Be well.

Address

230 Westcott Street Suite 208
Houston, TX
77077

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 5pm
Tuesday 8am - 5pm
Wednesday 8am - 6pm
Thursday 8am - 5pm
Friday 8am - 4pm

Telephone

+17136606620

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