01/09/2026
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In-person ex*****on: loading… 🧍🏾♀️😮💨
Because everything sounded real smooth in the messages…
and now everyone’s just standing there like “sooo… what now?” 😭
Look — we can’t help you get through the awkward phase 😬
but can make sure you’re at least safe with condoms and s*x supplies.
The vibes? That part is on y’all. 💅🏾😂
↗️ Share with the friend who was the boldest in the group chat.
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