Mystical Misfits

Mystical Misfits Misfit approved. Mom-judge denied. 🖤 Tees & tinctures, shipped nationwide. mysticalmisfitshop.com | Etsy

better act right before this turns into a family field trip to county 🖤😂
05/11/2026

better act right before this turns into a family field trip to county 🖤😂

05/09/2026

This is me trying my best 💀

05/08/2026

I wake up choosing peace… but peace doesn’t always choose me. 🚔

05/07/2026

Running purely on caffeine, anxiety, and spite? Yeah… same. 🖤

That’s exactly why we created our Mimosa Tincture — a plant-powered little potion crafted to help support relaxation, emotional balance, nervous system support, and those “I swear one more inconvenience will send me into the woods forever” kind of days.

Think less zombie survival mode… more soft energy with functioning coping skills.
Handcrafted with intention, bottled for the misfits, and made for the ones carrying the weight of the world while still somehow answering all the emails and keeping everyone alive. 🫠🖤
Because healing your nervous system is way better than pretending you’re fine.

05/07/2026

If you find Sarah Tonin, cool. If not… store bought is fine.

Delicate? No. Petty? Professionally. 👑
05/07/2026

Delicate? No. Petty? Professionally. 👑

They said $1… inflation said $10 💀
05/06/2026

They said $1… inflation said $10 💀

05/06/2026

Plot twist: the book they told you not to read is the best one 📚📖

The dirt always wins. ⚾️
05/05/2026

The dirt always wins. ⚾️

Fueled by caffeine, chaos, and political dissatisfaction 🖤
05/03/2026

Fueled by caffeine, chaos, and political dissatisfaction 🖤

Diamonds, dogs, and dingers 💅⚾️
05/03/2026

Diamonds, dogs, and dingers 💅⚾️

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2503 E. Albert Road
Hume, MO
64752

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