02/03/2026
đ¨BIG NEWSđ¨ Now that we have a new doc on deck, Dr. John finally has more time to focus on what he does bestâŚ
â¨MARKETING LIKE A MADMANâ¨
Introducing his newest role:
đş Wacky Inflatable Flailing Arm Chiropractor Man đş
(Coming soon to a parking lot near youâŚ)
If you see him outside the office waving like he just fixed his own spine⌠donât worry â itâs totally normal. đ
Come get adjusted by the guy whoâs got too much energy and plenty of spine knowledge.
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