12/15/2025
π¨ BREAKING: My future self just sent me a memory from 2045 and heβs doing THIS exact facepalm right now. π
βBroβ¦ we talked about this. Stop doomscrolling at 2 a.m. and go touch grass. Also, delete that one tweet from 2019 before it resurfaces. Iβm begging you.β
Tag the friend whose future self is currently stress-eating over their present decisions π