09/19/2025
Step aboard, ye weary matey, for the bones be creakin’ like an old ship’s mast in a storm! The good Doctor o’ the Spine be waitin’ fer ye in her harbor, ready to set yer crooked timbers straight. Fear not the crackin’ an’ poppin’, fer ‘tis but the sound o’ freedom in yer back, like a cannon blast on the high seas! So heave ho, take a seat in the magic chair, an’ let the healer o’ bones chart yer course to smoother sailin’. Arrr, ye’ll leave standin’ taller than the crow’s nest, with a spine straighter than a cutlass blade!
HAPPY SPEAK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!!!!