Barlow Body Mechanics

09/03/2025

Got a no call no show for a tarot card reading this morning… I knew that would happen. ;)

08/27/2025

Memory Hack: ever have trouble remembering someone’s name? When you first meet a person, assign a song to them in your head. It works! Ask any of my 16 friends named Sweet Caroline or the seven or so I named Roxanne.

Not sure?, oh come on Eileen, give it a try.

08/27/2025

It surprises some to learn that I read Tarot Cards, but I’ll have you know that when I was a young boy, a psychic told me I was the reincarnation of Nostradamus, which I replied “ wow, I didn’t see that coming”… true story

08/27/2025

Massage therapy can help with so much. Many things like improved immune systems & lower blood pressure.

But did you know it can help with relationships too? By law everything said in a treatment room is confidential, so venting can be a great release. If you schedule with me you can get a free add on bonus of my feed back in your revenge plot against an ex.

08/20/2025

I’m a Massage Therapist. Some call me a massaeuse, technically that’s in correct, but I’m not a pretentious jerk so much that I correct people. Because really titles don’t define a person fully.

You are free to call me, massage therapist, masseuse, or masseur, I really don’t care. But not a massagenist. That could be overheard as something altogether different.

[NOTE one word purposefully spelled incorrectly, it helps the joke a bit]

07/31/2025

Summer is almost over, but you can still get a mini vacay. Heck you can get one anytime of the year.

AUGUST SPECIAL - 15% off any massage service within the month of August for all;
Students
Teachers
School Administrators
Workshop Hosts
& might as well throw in anyone presently in “on-the-job training”

NOTE ; minors must have parent within treatment room for the duration of the session. No minors under 10 years-old

Discount does not apply to Life Coaching or Tarot Card Readings.

Go to www.massagebook.com/biz/barlow-body-mechanics for availability.

07/17/2025

Still have a couple open spots, take advantage of the re-grand opening special 25% off any service in July.

Sneak peak at next months special -
15% off any service in August for; teachers, education administrators, students, workshop hosts, coaches…. Basically, if you’re learning, teaching or providing support for someone who is. Text any questions to 517-812-5909

Please note: minors must have parent in treatment room for the service. No one under the age of 10.

07/07/2025

Barlow Body Mechanics officially re-opens for business today.

There are a still a few open spots within July to get the "Grand Re-Opening Discount" (25% off every service within the month of July)

06/23/2025

July Special !!! "GRAND re-OPENING
Any appointment within the month of July will receive an automatic 25%.

For availability go to;
www.massagebook.com/biz/barlow-body-mechanics

*Please note scheduling is not done through facebook. This account is merely to relay up-to-date announcements such as monthly specials.

05/26/2025

Grand Re-opening!!!
Loved Services @ NEW lower prices, NEW Services, NEW hours, NEW location, & still the same old me.

Barlow Body Mechanics will be re-opening the 2nd week of July in a new location within Suite 8 @ Essential Energies 915 Airport Road Jackson MI 49202

For booking availability go to;
massagebook.com/biz/barlow-body-mechanics

NOTE: any currently scheduled services at Integrity Health & Wellness through the month of June will be kept/honored.

No services by Barlow Body Mechanics/Michael Barlow will be scheduled or take place at Integrity Health & Wellness after June 2025.

05/26/2025