Optimized Health. Testosterone, Weight Loss, Rejuvenation

10/30/2025

💡 Laser or Razor? The choice is clear.

⏳ How much time (and money) have you spent on razors, shaving cream, and endless upkeep?
The average person spends 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 $10,000 and 1,200 hours shaving in their lifetime.

With our Cervello Laser Hair Removal System, your smooth skin pays for itself — permanently.
No more blades. No more burns. Just confidence that lasts.

✅ Safe for all skin types
✅ Virtually painless
✅ Proven long-term results
✅ 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘥 — we’ll treat it until you’re satisfied.

✨ Ditch the daily shave and invest in results that last for years, not hours.

📍 Now booking treatments at Optimized Health
📞 Call or text 417-707-1150 for your appointment now

10/19/2025

✨ Experience smooth, refined skin with our advanced Cervello technology, designed to target and reduce unwanted hair at the root for lasting results. Safe for all skin types and virtually painless, it’s the modern solution for effortless confidence. 💫

👉🏼 Now scheduling.

09/25/2025

Feeling “Off”? It Could Be Your Hormones.

Fatigue. Stubborn weight. Brain fog. Mood swings. Low libido.

Ladies and gentlemen, these aren’t just random symptoms, they can all be signs of a hormone imbalance. But here’s what most people don’t know:
🧪 Not all hormone panels are created equal.

Standard tests often only check a few markers (like basic thyroid or estrogen levels) and completely miss critical pieces of the puzzle-things like cortisol, free testosterone, DHEA, and progesterone balance.

That means you might get told “everything looks normal” while still feeling completely out of sync.

At Optimized Health, we look deeper.
📊 Our comprehensive panels evaluate the whole picture so you can finally understand what’s happening in your body, and take action to fix it.

✨ Bottom line: Don’t settle for a partial answer. Get a full evaluation and take the first step toward feeling like yourself again.

📲 Call/Text 417-707-1150 to schedule your consultation.

09/20/2025

✨ Last-minute cancellation for PAINLESS laser hair removal this afternoon. First come, first served — text now to grab it!

Send a message to learn more

09/19/2025

Big results don’t happen overnight—they’re built one step at a time. 💪 Whether it’s choosing water over soda, taking a short walk, or showing up for yourself today… every small step matters. Stay consistent, and the changes will follow.

You’ve got this—and we’re here to guide you the whole way. 🌟

Happy Friday, Optimized Health family!

09/11/2025

🚫 No more razors. No more waxing. Painless!
Your smoothest skin yet starts today.

Shaving every morning. Painful waxing appointments. Ingrown hairs and irritation.
It’s frustrating — and it never ends.

That’s why 𝗢𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 now offers Cervello Laser Hair Removal:

✨ Fast treatments that fit into your schedule
✨ Essentially painless — most patients say it feels like a warm tingle
✨ Zero downtime — get back to your day immediately
✨ Safe and effective for all skin types

Who’s it for?
👉 Women tired of shaving legs, bikini line, or dealing with stubborn facial hair
👉 Men who want freedom from back hair, chest hair, or razor burn on the neck
👉 Anyone ready for smooth, confident skin without the hassle

No more daily shaving. No more messy waxing. Just results that last.

📲 Call/Text 417-707-1150 to schedule your consultation today.

09/10/2025

🚫 Lose 10 lbs… Gain 15 back?That’s the yo-yo cycle — and it’s one of the most frustrating parts of weight loss.

The problem isn’t that you’re lazy or “lack willpower.”
👉 Crash diets slow your metabolism.
👉 Quick fixes don’t address hormones.
👉 Stress, sleep, and cravings all play a role.

At Optimized Health, we help you break the cycle with:
✅ Evidence-based medical supervision
✅ GLP-1s and other proven therapies (when appropriate)
✅ Personalized nutrition and lifestyle support
✅ Real accountability from real people

Bottom Line: You don’t need another diet. You need a plan that lasts.

CTA:
✨ Break free from the yo-yo. Start your journey today.
📲 Call or text a real person at 417-707-1150
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09/08/2025

💤 Tired of feeling tired?
❓ Told your testosterone levels are 'normal'?
🏋️ Low energy, fading strength, and brain fog aren’t just “getting older.”

At 𝗢𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵, testosterone replacement therapy isn’t a cookie-cutter prescription.

We deliver concierge care:

✅ Comprehensive lab evaluation
✅ Personalized dosing & follow up
✅ Honesty & Integrity — never just another “script”
✅ Safe delivery methods that fit your lifestyle
✅ Real human support — not another “take a shot and hope” program

You’re not just another number here. You’re a patient — with a plan built around you.

👉 Schedule your free consultation today. Feel stronger, sharper, and more like yourself again.

09/07/2025

Skipping meals. Staying active. The scale still goes the wrong way…
You’re not alone — We have helped 4,000+ patients have felt the same frustration.

At 𝗢𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵, we do things differently:

🎯𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲, not cookie-cutter plans

💉𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁-𝗶𝗻-𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗟𝗣-𝟭 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗶𝗲𝘀 (Semaglutide & Tirzepatide)

💊𝗢𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 (𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲) when appropriate

💪𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲. 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀. 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘀.

👉 Stop fighting biology alone. Get the right treatment and real support.



𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘳: 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥.

08/28/2025

Thank you to all of our amazing patients! We are in this together 💪💪

Congratulations to Optimized Health, voted Best Weight Loss Clinic in the Best of the Four States Awards for the fourth consecutive year! 🏆
This year’s awards are presented by Pinnacle Vet Clinic.
Check out the full list of winners here: https://www.bestofthefourstates.com/winners-circle/

08/11/2025

GLP-1s for Sustainable Weight Loss

Whether you’re looking to lose 5 pounds or 200, your journey matters, and we’re here to support it safely. 💊✨

At Optimized Health, we offer GLP-1 medications (like semaglutide and tirzepatide) as part of a clinically monitored weight loss plan. These medications work best when paired with nutrition, movement, and a provider who is hands on with your care.

⚖️ Tailored dosing
🍎 Nutrition guidance & lifestyle coaching
🩺 Ongoing provider support
💬 Local, judgment-free care

GLP-1s are powerful tools, not shortcuts. When used responsibly and monitored closely, they’re not only safe… they’re life-changing.

📲 Message us to book a consult and see if it’s right for you.

08/05/2025

🚫🥖🌰 Constant bloating, fatigue, or skin issues? It might not be random — it might be your food.

At Optimized Health, we now offer comprehensive food allergy testing to help identify hidden triggers. 🧬✨

Whether it’s dairy, gluten, nuts, or unexpected culprits, we’ll help you take the guesswork out of what’s holding you back from feeling your best.

📍Message us or call to schedule your test!
📆 Results = answers. Let’s optimize your health from the inside out.