Natural Hemp Joplin LLC

12/18/2025

🚨DID YOU HEAR???? Trump signed an executive order that reclassified Cannabis as a schedule III !!!

12/12/2025

Thank you Missouri's Best and Missouri Magazine it is a pleasure and honor to be awarded this, and it wouldn't be possible without our amazing distributors that provide us with the best products to supply our community! 🙌🌟🙌

12/04/2025

12/04/2025

🐾 Support Your Dog’s Wellness Naturally with GreenGruff CBD Supplements! 🌿

When it comes to our pets, we want the cleanest, safest, and most effective support–especially for stress, mobility, skin, and digestion.
That’s why GreenGruff CBD supplements are becoming a go-to choice for pet parents who want real results without harsh ingredients.

🟩 What Makes GreenGruff Different?
Every chew is crafted with broad-spectrum CBD + functional superfood ingredients designed to support daily health from the inside out.

🌱 KEY INGREDIENTS & WHAT THEY DO:
✨ Broad-Spectrum H**p CBD – Supports calm behavior, mobility, comfort, and overall balance.
✨ Turmeric – A natural antioxidant that promotes joint comfort and reduces inflammation.
✨ Chlorella & Kelp – Rich in vitamins, minerals, and omegas for skin, coat, and immune health.
✨ Ginger Root – Helps soothe digestion and supports a healthy gut.
✨ Flaxseed & Omega Fatty Acids – Promotes shiny skin, soft coat, and reduced dryness or irritation.
✨ Chamomile – Naturally calming; great for anxious or overexcited pups.
✨ Glucosamine (in mobility formulas) – Helps support hips, joints, and long-term mobility.

🐶 BENEFITS YOUR DOG MAY FEEL:
💚 Less stress & anxious behavior
💚 Improved mobility & joint comfort
💚 Healthier skin & coat
💚 Better digestion & tummy comfort
💚 More daily balance and relaxation

🦴 Perfect for:
• Separation anxiety
• Loud noises or storms
• Aging dogs with joint stiffness
• Restless pups
• Skin irritation
• Everyday wellness support

🌿 Safe, clean, and made with pet wellness in mind.
GreenGruff uses only natural, non-GMO ingredients with no artificial fillers—just powerful botanicals and CBD working together.

✨ Give your dog the calm, comfort, and vitality they deserve.
✨ Give them GreenGruff. 🐾💚

12/04/2025

🍃 Discover the Balance: 1:1 Edibles 🍬
When it comes to truly balanced wellness, 1:1 edibles are in a category of their own. Designed with equal parts CBD and THC, these infused treats offer a smooth, steady, and controlled experience—perfect for those who want relief without being overwhelmed.

✨ What Makes 1:1 Edibles Special?
A 1:1 ratio means CBD + THC working together, creating what many call “the sweet spot” for mind and body support.

Here’s why people love them:

💛 Balanced, Functional Relaxation
The CBD works to soften and smooth the effects of THC, giving you calm, clarity, and ease—without going over the edge.

🧠 Better Mood Support
Many users feel uplifted, centered, and emotionally balanced thanks to the gentle synergy of cannabinoids.

💆 Stronger Relief
Perfect for those seeking support for:
• Stress & tension
• Sleep struggles
• Muscle discomfort
• Body relaxation
• Daily or chronic relief

🌿 The Entourage Effect
CBD and THC amplify each other’s benefits, helping the body respond more effectively and naturally.

😌 Great for New & Experienced Users
New users love the smoothness.
Experienced users love the balance.
Everyone loves the consistency.

🍬 Available in Gummies, Chocolates & More
Taste the calm. Feel the balance. Experience the difference of true 1:1 wellness.

12/04/2025

🌟 Hydrate. Refresh. Restore.
CBD Living Sparkling Water 🌟

Meet the drink that does more than hydrate. This ultra-refreshing, zero-sugar sparkling water is infused with nano-CBD for fast absorption and smooth, balanced wellness with every sip.

💧 Why You’ll Love It:
✨ 0 Sugar • 0 Calories • 0 THC
✨ Packed with Vitamins (B5, B6, B12, A, & D3) for daily energy + immune support
✨ Nano-CBD for quick calm, clarity, and relaxation
✨ Clean, crisp hydration you can feel good about

🍊 Orange Grapefruit – Bright, citrus-forward, and vitamin-packed for natural energy.
🍒 Black Cherry – Smooth, bold, and perfect for mood balance.
🍑 Peach Honey – Soft, sweet, and soothing with every bubble.

Whether you’re at work, on the go, in the gym, or unwinding at home…
This is your sparkling wellness in a can.

✨ Sip your balance. Taste the benefits. Feel the difference.

11/29/2025

SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY!
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING OUR SMALL BUSINESS!
DEALS IN STORE....

11/28/2025

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Congress is attempting to advance a spending package that includes devastating h**p cap limits pushed by Sen. Mitch McConnell and Rep. Andy Harris that would destroy the legal h**p industry. These backdoor restrictions would devastate legitimate h**p businesses established under the 2018 Farm Bill,....

11/28/2025

UPDATE: NO LONGER AVAILABLE

Get one pack for $12+Tax selling out fast.

11/22/2025

🔥 EARLY BLACK FRIDAY SALE IS ON!
NATURAL H**P JOPLIN LLC

The savings start NOW — and we’re going BIG for our community!
🎉 EVERYTHING in store is discounted!

Whether you need CBD, THC, THCa, CBN, topicals, gummies, tinctures, vapes, cones, pet products, or paraphernalia…
It’s ALL on sale!

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⚠️ Important Info About Rewards:
You cannot apply your reward discounts on top of the in-store Black Friday discounts.
BUT — you CAN still earn points during the sale and redeem them on a future purchase!

So you save now and stack points for later. 🙌

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⏰ SALE ENDS:
Saturday, November 29th at 10PM CST

🪪 Bring your valid ID —
We’ll get you taken care of with the best h**p cannabis products in Joplin.

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💚 Come shop local. Support clean, safe, organic h**p cannabis.
We’ll see you soon at NATURAL H**P JOPLIN LLC!

11/22/2025

Deals While supplies lasts!
🔥 **NATURAL H**P JOPLIN LLC PRESENTS:**

# # # **BAKED CONES — 25MG EACH!**

**$15 for a 2-Pack**
**OR two 2-Packs for ONLY $25!**
Limited quantity • Freshly stocked • Customer-favorite

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✨ **GET BAKED — THE RIGHT WAY.**
Our 25mg cannabis-h**p baked cones are handcrafted for smooth, tasty, consistent relief. Whether you’re winding down or turning up, these little baked beauties hit *just right* without overwhelming you.

And the buzz is REAL… here’s what people are saying based on internet searches and feedback trends:

⭐ “Perfect, mellow vibe without knocking me out.”
⭐ “Best-tasting cones I've ever had.”
⭐ “Relaxing, smooth, and great for stress relief.”
⭐ “Helps me sleep and helps my mood.”
⭐ “Hits fast, tastes good, feels clean.”
⭐ “My new go-to treat. Absolutely love them!”

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💚 **WHY OUR BAKED CONES ARE DIFFERENT**
At **NATURAL H**P JOPLIN LLC**, everything we make is crafted with:
✔ Clean, pure, organic h**p-derived cannabinoids
✔ No fillers, no garbage, no mystery ingredients
✔ Consistent effects you can trust
✔ Lab-tested and community approved

These cones are perfect for:
• Relaxation
• Mood support
• Mild body relief
• A peaceful night
• A fun, easy vibe with no harsh crash

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🍪 **GRAB THEM BEFORE THEY’RE GONE.**
Our baked cones go FAST — especially when we run deals like this.
**$15 per 2-pack or 2 for $25!**
Stop in, stock up, and taste why everyone is getting *baked* the Natural H**p Joplin way.

🔥 **Support local. Support clean cannabis-h**p. Support what’s real.**
NATURAL H**P JOPLIN LLC — *where quality meets community.*