Ko'olau Clinic

03/19/2026

As we age, testosterone levels naturally decline—and that can show up as low energy, brain fog, decreased muscle tone, low libido, and even mood changes.

When balanced correctly, testosterone replacement can help support:✨ Energy + motivation✨ Lean muscle + metabolism✨ Mental clarity✨ Libido + overall well-being

This isn’t about “turning masculine”—it’s about restoring what your body used to produce naturally so you can feel like yourself again.

The key is proper dosing, monitoring, and working with someone who understands female hormones. More is NOT better—balance is everything.

If you’ve been feeling “off” and can’t quite explain it, hormones might be worth a conversation. 🤍

03/17/2026

Stop everything, dear hearts… this is not merely St. Patrick’s Day. 🍀

No, today is far more important—because it is the birthday of the incomparable, the luminous, and quite literally the backbone of Koʻolau Clinic… Kathy. 💋

My dazzling partner and our fearless Medical Director—the woman whose expertise, precision, and clinical brilliance make everything we do possible.

While I may keep the day-to-day running, Kathy is the foundation, the authority, and the reason we are able to do what we do safely, beautifully, and exceptionally well.

Frankly, without her… we would simply be a very enthusiastic idea. And we don’t deal in ideas, darling—we deliver results.

So while the rest of the world celebrates luck today, we’ll be celebrating skill, intelligence, and a woman who elevates everyone around her.

Raise a glass (or a syringe—we are nothing if not on brand) to another year of brilliance. 🥂✨

And remember…People will stare—we simply make it worth their while.

Help us wish Kathy a very happy birthday in the comments! 🎉

03/05/2026

Aging is inevitable.
Feeling vibrant is not something you have to lose.

At Koʻolau Clinic, we focus on personalized wellness and aesthetic care designed to help you look and feel like yourself again.

Because confidence, vitality, and beauty should evolve with you. Let us explain how we can help.

📍 Kailua, Hawaiʻi
📞 (808) 594-8795

01/19/2026

If you’re doing “all the right things” — eating better, moving more — and the weight still isn’t coming off…

It might not be willpower.
It might be hormones.

For many women in their 40s, changes in estrogen, metabolism, and insulin sensitivity make weight loss feel suddenly impossible — even when you’re trying.

At Koolau Clinic, we help women understand what’s actually happening in their bodies and what supports this stage of life, including hormone therapy (when appropriate), GLP‑1 medications, and targeted supplements.

📍 Kailua, HI + Telehealth
💳 Cash pay

Book here:
👉 www.koolauclinic.com/s/appointments
📞 808‑594‑8795

11/28/2025

Black Friday is HERE!!

Oh darling, it’s that splendid time of year again, and we at Ko’olau Clinic are absolutely tickled to offer you an exclusive Black Friday deal that's simply to die for! For one day only, revel in our fabulous BodyTone by Rohrer at an irresistible price that will have you swooning with delight. But do hurry, as this glamorous offer vanishes at 6 PM! Simply call us at 808-594-8795 or text "Black Friday" to 866-320-0501 to claim your moment of indulgence. Don’t let this opportunity slip through your perfectly manicured fingers!

BodyTone by Rohrer Aesthetics is an exceptional option for restoring muscle mass lost to the aging process. It can help to fortify, sculpt, and enhance the muscles for a more attractive, balanced physique.

Bioelectric Muscle Stimulation Muscle Toning
*Induces 20,000 muscular contractions per session.
*Quick Procedure
*12 phases in 30 minutes to maximize muscle confusion and optimize results.
*Customized Treatment
*8 individual applicators can be applied across different areas of the body (abdomen, buttocks, thighs, biceps, etc.) for simultaneous use.
*No Downtime
*Patients may resume normal activities immediately.

11/25/2025

Black Friday Approaches...

Aloha Darlings-

Lend me your ears...
The Black Friday BodyTone Extravaganza approches like a guilded comet, rare and resplendant!
But hear me now:
It may be claimed ONLY by calling or texting on Friday itself.
So prepare your fingers for dialing and your spirit (and abs) for transforming!

We will send the long expectant reveal on Friday Morn...
Await, dears, with bated breath...

Your Ko'olau Clinic Team

11/21/2025

Black Friday Beckons...and so does a more resplendent you...

My Dearest Clients:

Gather 'round and lend me your exquisitely toned ears. A moment of MONUMENTAL MAGNIFICENCE approaches this Black Fraidy- a day destined to shimmer in the annals of aesthetic history!

For ONE DAY ONLY, we shall unveil a body-Toning extravaganza so enticing, so deliciously transformative, that even the most statuesque of Greacen muses would cast a jealous glance.

If you've been yearning for a subtle sculpt, a refined tightening, or simply wish to greet the holidays with a physique that whispers "Behold...perfection", then steel yourself. This, my darling, is your chance.

The announcement will be delivered directly to your inbox on Black Friday morn.
So... stay alert. Stay poised. Stay gloriously expectant! For it shall be our best offer of the year!

With dramatic affection and ever-present flair,

Your Ko'olau Clinic Team

07/25/2025

We're Having an Open House

You are cordially invited to a most resplendent affair on Sunday, August 3rd, from 9 AM to 12 PM, at our humble (yet ever so chic) establishment.
We are simply titillated to unveil the latest in body-sculpting sorcery:

BodyTone by Rohrer
a technological triumph that tones and tightens without nary a weight set in site- indeed, you can sip a coffee and get the effect of a full workout in 30 minutes-

And because we adore a touch of drama where the face is concerned, allow us to introduce our ravishing new under-eye treatment:

Lumier Eyes
a luminous red light therapy designed to lift, smooth, and defy the cruel passage of time beneath one’s ocular orbs. You’ll leave looking as though you’ve just awoken from a 14-hour spa nap in St. Barts.

Event Highlights Include:
• Live demonstrations of BodyTone and Lumber Eyes
• Exclusive Open House Specials
• A chance to mingle with beauty-minded beings and experience the magic firsthand
Bring a friend, bring your curiosity, and bring your under eyes — we’ll take care of the rest.
With great affection and an appropriate level of enthusiasm-
Your Ko'olau Clinic Team

One more thing...wink,wink...
If you are over 35...we got a surprise for you...
Ask about HRT Specials

07/09/2025

Introducing Body Tone at Ko'olau Clinic!

We have the most EXQUISITE announcement-

With great excitement- we would like to announce a duel debut of magnificence...BodyTone by Rohrer and Lumiere Eyes.

BodyTone is a miraculous modality that gently coaxes your muscles into sculpted submission using advanced electrical stimulation. Its as if yur body has just endured 1000 crunches, without so much as rising from the table.
No exertion.
No perspiration.
Only the sweet sensation of firming, toning, and awakening dormant physique...with nary a pilates mat in sight!
In honor of this most ceremonial debut, we are offering a limited time introductory price of $300 per area.
Ideal areas for revival:
*The oft neglected abdomen
*The stoic glutes
*The noble thighs
*The ever-faithful arms

Lumiere Eyes is a red-light therapy- a soothing, rejuvenating treatment that helps diminish the appearance of puffiness, fatigue and those less-than-desirable signs of a life well-lived... Just $50 for a 30-minute relaxing pain-free treatment.

What, pray tell, is Red-Light Therapy?
*It summons collagen, darling. That elusive elixir of youth to soften those pesky fine lines.
*It revitalizes circulation-vanquishing puffiness and those insidious under-eye shadows.
*It accelerates cellular renewal which, in turn, bestows renewed firmness and a beautiful glow.

Appointments are filling fast...and these prices wont last!

07/01/2025

Experience Bold and Beautiful Results with Revanesse Versa Revanesse Lips Dermal Fillers

Don't settle for less when it comes to your beauty. Unleash your bold, expressive side and redefine your appearance with Revanesse treatments at Ko'olau Clinic. Trust in the expertise of Nurse Practitioner Katherine Filbeck and Nurse Vicki Garrett deliver stunning results that leave you feeling confident and beautiful.

https://www.koolauclinic.com/s/stories/experience-bold-and-beautiful-results-with-revanesse-versa-revanesse-lips-dermal-fillers-2

06/20/2025

The TRIUMPHANT Return of our Morpheus8!!!

Aloha my gorgeous clients!

Rejoice! Our noble Morpheus8 machine has risen once more after an unscheduled and unexpected hiatus! She is fully revived and ready to perform her transformative magic with all the elegance and precision you so richly deserve!
Appointments are being accepted immediately, so secure your position POSTHATE!

As if that wasn't enough for celebration, our GRAND RELOCATION was a glowing success! We are now welcoming you from our new temporary abode: 320 Uluniu Street, nestled ever so gracefully inside the Kailua Acupuncture, Chiropractic and Massage Therapy Building.

With warmth, wonder, and just the faintest whisper of high drama...
Your Ko'olau Clinic Team

05/31/2025

It's OFFICIAL!! We've MOVED!!

To Our Cherished Clientele-

It is with no small theatrical fanfare that I announce: Today Marks the official debut of our new office location! We will open for regular business hours on Tuesday, June2, 2025!
After much deliberation and graceful pivot, we have nestled ourselves into a new cozier, more efficient space- all in the noble pursuit of maintaining our integrity, quality and- dare I say, affordability...
You will now find us at :
320 Uluniu Street, Suite 2, Kailua,Hawaii 96734...in the Kailua Acupuncture and Chiropractic Building...just about a block down from our former location.
As a small caveat, if I may: our phones are currently caught in a transitional limbo, as we import a new phone system. In the meantime, please use our current, and most favoured means of communication- TEXT MESSAGE- feel free to reach us at 866-320-0501.
Fear not! All services remain as exquisite as ever, with a more intimate ambiance to match. We look forward to welcoming you through our new doors and continuing to serve you with the same enthusiasm and devotion you've come to know and expect. As far as our parking stalls- we will continue to use the current ones we have now- with just a bit of a walk down the block...
With deepest affection, and a light dusting of glittery excitement-
Your Ko'olau Clinic Team

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