04/12/2026
3 Things I Love About Puddle Jumpers 🚫
1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing
In all honesty, I hate these things 😤 They do more harm than good.
Puddle Jumpers:
⚠️ They create a false sense of security
⚠️ They reinforce a vertical posture in the water (aka a drowning position)
⚠️ They can actually put your child at a higher risk of drowning when not used properly
I only recommend USCG-approved flotation devices as a precaution when around water—not for swimming. For example: 🚤 on a boat, 🎣 fishing on a dock, or 🌊 during ocean activities (surfing, jet ski, paddle boarding).
❌ Flotation devices should NOT be used for playing in the water or learning to swim!
For more water safety tips, follow and 🩵💛