Keith Jordan aka T-Bone

03/10/2026

Celebrating my 9th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. I could never have made it without you. 🙏🤗🎉

03/04/2026

Hell yes!

02/24/2026

Early morning googly eyes.

02/23/2026

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉

James Crew, Edward Lee Tapp III, John Heinzler, Bill Pingleton, Pat Brewster

02/20/2026

Out of all the local burger places (not national chains) which is the best

02/14/2026

Is this what it’s like to have a stalker

02/14/2026

OMG. This guy just doesn’t get it. Pass his number around and let’s blow his phone up.

02/13/2026

I hope everyone is ready for a long ass story. My phone got hacked somehow. How do I know? I started getting strange messages demanding $5,000 to erase pictures and a blog about me. Which the blog is exactly the same as others where money extortion has occurred, ie I was sent pictures of his p***s and now I’m putting him on blast to ruin his life. They sent me the pictures they stole off my phone. And yes I have private pictures of me and Sebrina on my phone. I’m sure no one that knows me is shocked by this. And I’ve been messaged all evening that they are going to ruin my life and embarrass my family with the story they are going to blog. Go ahead and do your worst. Oh wait a minute, there is nothing that can be done to me that the 27 years with Johnny on the morning show can hurt me. I’ve said such horrible things that I’ve already embarrassed my family. So congratulations you stole a picture of my p***s. I hope you enjoy my p***s. No really, really I hope you can’t get enough of my p***s. Fyi i have sent a picture of my p***s to Sebrina, I drew eyeballs on it and it was hilarious. I’m already dead inside, my give a f**k broke along time ago. I hope everyone enjoys the screenshots from my text.

02/11/2026

So what did you do at work today? Oh not much.

02/08/2026

02/08/2026

Well at the end of contest Mr. Jim Business placed 14th in the America’s Favorite Pet contest. Oh so close.