08/18/2024
Mi tief Dis. Dil laff no an.
This conversation just took place on line at my local Chinese takeout:
Elderly man, speaking to nobody in particular: “If we elect Kamala Harris, that will be the end of our country.”
Woman #1: “Will you shut up? I’m trying to pick up my order.”
Woman #2: “ I’m voting for Kamala. If you don’t like it, you can leave the country.”
Man: “Yeah, well maybe I’ll move to China.”
Woman #2: “Of all places, you’d move to China?”
Me, chiming in: “Well, at least you’ll have a few months to pack your bags, because Trump is done. According to the polls, Kamala is going to win.”
Man: “But she’s a communist. That’s why I’m voting against her.”
Me: “And I’m voting against Trump because he’s a fascist.”
Man: “He took a bullet for his country.”
Woman #1: “You’re an idiot.”
Man: “Well, I guess I know how you’re all voting.”
Me: “You got that right