11/03/2024
Ah, the fall time change! That magical moment when we all agree to welcome back our favorite hour of sleep by messing with our clocks and our brains. It's like a nationwide game of “Who can forget their alarm clock is now one hour ahead?”
As we set those clocks back, it’s the perfect opportunity to relish in the joys of getting up an hour early and wondering if your coffee is more powerful than the sun. And let’s not even talk about pets. They don’t get this whole time change thing—my dog just stares at me like I’m trying to pull some sort of elaborate prank.
Also, can we acknowledge how confusing it is? One minute it’s “Wow, look at that beautiful sunset!” and the next it’s “Why is it dark outside at 5 PM? Am I living in a cave?” It’s like nature is playing a cruel joke on us: “You wanted longer evenings? Here, have a month of seasonal depression instead!”
And then there’s the aftermath, where we all act like we’ve just returned from an intergalactic mission to Mars. “What time is it?” “I don’t know, I’ve lost all sense of reality.” We’re basically time travelers... who forget how to function in society for a week.
So here’s to fall back—may we delight in that extra hour of sleep and remember to set our clocks correctly... eventually! Until then, if you see me wandering around dazed and confused, just make sure to steer me toward coffee!
