10/09/2024
HERES A LITTLE SONG ABOUT WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE NO ON ISSUE 3 IN FLORIDA
In a land of suits and ties, they gather 'round,
The corporate crew, with their w**d profound.
With their pre-packaged joints and a flashy brand,
They puff and they pass, thinking they’re so grand.
Oh, losers smoking corporate w**d,
In their fancy boxes, they think they’re freed.
With their logos and slogans, they light up with pride,
But deep down inside, they’re just along for the ride.
They claim they’re rebels, breaking all the rules,
Sipping on their lattes, acting like fools.
“Look at our stash, it’s the best in the game!”
But they’re just corporate puppets, it’s really quite lame.
Oh, losers smoking corporate w**d,
In their fancy boxes, they think they’re freed.
With their logos and slogans, they light up with pride,
But deep down inside, they’re just along for the ride.
They talk about freedom, while checking their stocks,
But their w**d’s from the man, it’s all part of the box.
“Let’s meet for a session!” they say with a grin,
But it’s all just a front, let the games begin!
They roll up to parties, with their brand in tow,
“Hey, try our new strain, it’s a corporate flow!”
But laughter erupts, as they take a big hit,
‘Cause the truth is their w**d’s just a corporate skit.
Oh, losers smoking corporate w**d,
In their fancy boxes, they think they’re freed.
With their logos and slogans, they light up with pride,
But deep down inside, they’re just along for the ride.
So here’s to the losers, in their corporate haze,
Thinking that their w**d sets them ablaze.
But we’re laughing and toasting, to the ones who see,
That true freedom’s found in just being free!
