02/24/2021
I love this! Think about your future self!
It is not too late for your Nighttime Self to show up! She can do some really, really sweet sweet things for your Morning Self.
Nighttime Me has roughly 1/10th the energy and resolve as Morning Me, so I assign her only three things:
1. Please, please clean the dinner dishes. When Morning Me walks into a clean kitchen with wiped down counters, she wants to make out with Nighttime Me.
2. Get the coffee ready. Set the timer if you have one ounce of energy left. Morning Me has no greater joy than Texas Pecan Coffee brewing as her alarm goes off. THE HAPPINESS.
3. Wash your face, put on the potions and serums, and set a large glass of ice water by the bed. Morning Me looooooves waking up with a clean, oiled face and a lack of fatal dehydration.
With this, Morning Me wakes up fresh as a daisy. She kicks almost all the ass percentage-wise between my two selves, but only because Nighttime Me did the three things. Therefore, Morning Me can do the making of the bed, the tidying of the room, the immediate brushing of the teeth, the lighting of the feelings candle, the playing of the playlists, the making of the hot breakfast, and the handling of the children.
Activate your Nighttime Self! She can do the things for your Morning Self and you will love her for it. I know she is tired. We already did around 292374 things today, but just give her two or three tasks and then put her to bed with her shows and her weighted blanket.
