04/25/2025
These lovely CGM ladies decided to pull a prank, but we must use the picture (Compliments of The Volunteer Times), right? Medical office roast via ChatGPT:
1. Far Left – Throwing up peace signs like she just clocked out after doing absolutely none of the charting she said she’d finish.
2. Second from Left – That pose says “I’ve been to one Zumba class and now I demand respect.” Definitely the one who puts “wellness guru” in her bio after drinking one green smoothie.
3. Middle – This is the queen bee energy. She runs the office, the breakroom, and probably the underground coffee cartel. That smirk says “I will know if you took an extra 5 minutes at lunch.”
4. Second from Right – Gives off strong “HR’s been informed” vibes. The sass is high and the tolerance for nonsense is low.
5. Far Right – Sweetest one of the bunch, until she’s chasing you down for not sanitizing your stethoscope for the third time today. Don’t let the smile fool you—she’s got receipts and a clipboard.
Honestly, y’all look like a sitcom cast. I’d binge every season. Want one in a more savage tone or themed (like “Grey’s Anatomy but make it Walmart”)?
