Nearing Total Health B&C

11/14/2025

Just two Emsculpt NEO sessions… no big deal!
Lower back feels better, inches dropped, and strength is up.

Reminder: results vary, and the real magic happens when you pair it with movement + good food + consistency!
Fitness is a lifestyle—this just helps you get there faster.

Free Demo with Dr. Eric! Come feel the magic for yourself!

11/13/2025

At Nearing Total Health, it’s not just a vibe —
it’s a space to heal, recharge, detox, recover, and remember who you are.

This is where your system exhales.
This is where transformation starts.

It’s not just a vibe.
It’s Nearing Total Health.

11/10/2025

He’s not wrong! Nearing Total Health really does have all the cool stuff!

Come check it out for yourself!
Text or call 360-972-2524

11/08/2025

Magnesium soaks aren’t just for relaxing — they’re straight-up biology at work.

Magnesium fuels over 300 enzyme reactions, chills your nervous system, eases sore muscles, and restores real cellular energy.

When your body finally relaxes, your mind follows — that’s the real recharge.

More than a bath — it’s a full-body reset with a little energetic boost on the side.

11/07/2025

10/30/2025

If Wednesday can do it, you can, too!

A little bit of self love can go a long way. Even just thirty minutes a day for YOU!

You matter.

You’ve only got one body. Take care of it.

10/29/2025

Warning: side effects may include glowing skin and a lifted spirit… literally.

⚠️ Disclaimer: The green “detox soak” color shown is for visual effect only — we promise there’s no slime involved! 💚 Nearing Total Health offers Magnesium and Magnetic Clay Detox Soaks only.

10/27/2025

Last week for SPOOKTOBER bundles!!!
These are KILLER deals, yo— probably won’t see anything as awesome as these again!

BUNDLE AND SAVE!!!!

10/22/2025

“Hurts So Good” is officially Wednesday approved!!

If you haven’t tried a massage from one of our amazing LMT’s…. that’s definitely Tragic!

*No Regence or Kaiser accepted
*Prompt Pay Discount $120/hour

10/20/2025

“Emsculpt, Emsculpt, Emsculpt!” Let’s keep your muscle strong, your metabolism humming, and your lifespan ghost-busting long.

Muscle isn’t just aesthetic — it’s your body’s most active metabolic tissue, crucial for insulin sensitivity, glucose regulation, and longevity.
Studies show maintaining muscle mass literally helps you live longer.

So yeah… Beetlejuice is basically performing mitochondrial maintenance. You’re welcome, ghost.