
07/22/2025
One does not simply “become” a master of karate. First you must accidentally walk into a spiderweb.
In your face. Literally. National parks offer many opportunities to hit the trail! Hiking is one of the best ways to get exercise. No matter what type of trail you find yourself on, hiking is a great whole-body workout—from head to toe and everything in between. Hmm, walking into spiderweb = great cardio. In conclusion, the early bird gets the face full of spiderwebs. Sleep in. Or bring a friend. (Maybe a tall friend, just saying.) Get ready, adventure awaits.
Image: Screenshot of National Park Service post with text, “TIP: As you walk down a trail, use a stick to make first contact with spiderwebs. You can also use your face. Do what feels right.”