12/19/2025
Health Savings Accounts (HSAs)
Part 2: WHAT MAKES HSAs UNIQUE
HSAs ANNIHILATE the retirement game because some absolute legend snuck this superhero account past the IRS guards.
Your money? YOURS, YOU GREEDY BASTARD.
Quit your job, get fired, become a digital nomad—it’s glued to you like that one ex who won’t stop texting.
DOESN’T EXPIRE. Not ever. Not even when the sun burns out.
And taxes? Oh sweet Jesus, the taxes get TRIPLE TREATMENT
* Contributions sneak in PRE-TAX (IRS blindfolded)
* Growth goes BRRRRR TAX-FREE (compound interest on steroids)
* Medical withdrawals? TAX-FREE.
The government literally bends over and cries.
Healthcare costs? Dude, unless you’re planning to live forever as a cyborg with zero maintenance, you’re gonna get wrecked by medical bills eventually.
Part 2: Why the structure is a NUCLEAR-POWERED FORTRESS. Get this foundation tattooed on your brain before you start flexing with tactics—or you’ll just be that guy doing parkour on a trampoline over quicksand.
BUILD ON BEDROCK. The rest is clown shoes for people who enjoy being broke.
Lol