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05/22/2026

Welcoming those joining the funktional reset and encouraging those further into the journey ! Consistency is key !

05/20/2026

05/12/2026

Your body has been trying to tell you something.

The bloating.
The fatigue.
The tension.
The disrupted sleep.
The feeling of being disconnected from yourself…

This next 25-day Funktional Reset cycle begins Sunday, May 17th. ✨

We’re cleansing the gut, supporting the nervous system, restoring energy, and creating space for the body to regulate properly again.

🚨 And yes… Klarna is now accepted.

Secure your reset now.
iGetFunktional

05/12/2026

Did you know your iGetFunktional Seamoss Gel can be customized with organic cane sugar, honey, or no sweetener at all? 🍓✨

Because nourishment should fit your lifestyle, your goals, and your body’s needs

not a one-size-fits-all approach.
Whether you like it naturally sweet, lightly balanced with honey, or completely unsweetened… we got you covered.

Freshly made. Intentionally crafted. Always Funktional. 💜

05/11/2026

Freshly whipped & mineral rich ✨🍍

To all of our new Funktional Flow Seamoss subscribers… welcome to the Funktional Family. 📈

Your nourishment is being prepared with intention.

We’ll see you tomorrow for Digital Tuesday Mobility as we continue releasing tension, restoring movement, and pouring back into the body intentionally.

Consistency changes the body.
Nourishment supports the nervous system.
Welcome to the flow.

05/10/2026

Are you ready for your 4-week nervous system & gut rejuvenation?

Because survival mode doesn’t just live in the mind…
it settles in the gut, the muscles, the hormones, the breath, the sleep, and the way your body holds tension.

This is your invitation to cleanse, release, nourish, and restore with intention. ✨

Over 4 weeks, we focus on:
• gut cleansing & nourishment
• nervous system regulation
• intentional movement & stretch
• foods that support healing
• releasing stored tension from the body

A softer body.
A clearer mind.
A more grounded you.

Next cycle begins May 17th.
Secure your reset at iGetFunktional

04/29/2026

Bet you Didnt you know …

If your body is already deficient, inflamed, or your gut is off balance, absorption can be compromised; meaning you might be taking supplements, but not fully utilizing them.

Sea moss offers naturally occurring minerals your body may recognize and process more efficiently while also supporting gut health, which plays a major role in nutrient absorption

04/28/2026

Only 2 Sundays left…
May 3rd & Mother’s Day May 10th.

This isn’t just a stretch.
It’s your body, your release, your reset.

$50 to drop the tension, open deeper, and give yourself what you’ve been putting off.

You’ve waited long enough.
Now it’s your turn.

iGetFunktional.com

04/16/2026

If your gut is off… everything feels off.

Bloating.
Low energy.
Cravings you can’t control.
That heavy feeling you keep trying to ignore.

It’s not random.
Your body is asking for a reset.

Introducing the iGetFunktional Full Gut Cleansing Kit
✨ 25-Day Reset
✨ Balanced Belly + Parasite Cleanse
✨ Includes Food Guide to keep you aligned

This isn’t just a cleanse…
It’s discipline.
It’s release.
It’s getting back in control of your body.

For those ready to:
✔️ Reduce bloat
✔️ Cleanse and detox
✔️ Restore balance from within

$100 • 25 Days • Real Results

You don’t need another “quick fix”…
You need a system.

Tap in and start your reset today
👉 iGetFunktional.com

05/08/2024

Save big on your favorite LED HEALTHY herbal detox’s and vitamins… Buy 1 get 1 50% off while supplies last.

04/19/2024

Get your daily boost of energy and vitality with these delicious seamoss gummies - your secret weapon for feeling your best every day! 🌿💪