
09/05/2025
🌡️👩⚕️ Mom Life Be Like… 👶🍼
Me calling the pediatrician: “Hi, my toddler just licked a shopping cart, ate a crayon, and now has a mysterious rash. Should I panic or is this just... Tuesday?”
✅ Pediatrician: “Totally Tuesday.”
We’ve seen it all, mamas — from midnight fevers to glitter in the ears (don’t ask).
💪 You’re doing amazing. We’re just here to help you keep the tiny humans alive (and relatively germ-free 😅).
📞 Call us anytime. We don’t judge. We get it.