05/17/2025
In a town in the middle of Kansas, you see,
Lives a bold, brilliant whirlwindâyep, that is she!
She balances babies and bones with great flair,
With Cheerios stuck in the back of her hair.
She adjusts, she explains, sheâs a chiropractic queen,
With a smile thatâs kind and a brain sharp and keen.
She homeschools her kiddos, folds laundry (or not),
While plotting skydives in states that are hot.
She dreams up new planners with dopamine flair,
Then forgets where she put themâbut doesnât despair!
Sheâs got s***k, sheâs got sass, and she doesnât sit stillâ
Unless stuck in a room where the toddlers are shrill.
Sheâs quirky, sheâs clever, she works on the fly,
Sheâll jump from a plane just to say she can fly.
If you ask her whatâs next, she might just say âMORE!â
Then go build a barndo and paint the front door.
So hereâs to the woman who does it all rightâ
(Or at least does it well⌠with a laugh every night.)
Sheâs chaos, sheâs magic, sheâs calm and sheâs wildâ
A healer, a dreamer, a mother, a child.
