07/26/2025
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🌞GOOD MORNING MY REZZY RELATIVES!🐾☕️
Whew, this auntie just woke up lookin’ like she fought off 3 skinwalkers, LaDonna’s bad vibes, and a dream that tried to steal my beaded earrings. 💀 But guess what? These fur babies don’t care — they out here circlin’ me like I’m the last piece of frybread at a feed! 😩
So I roll outta bed, hair doin’ that full eagle feather fan look, housecoat hangin’ on by a thread, and I feed my lil four-legged freeloaders before they start barkin’ up a storm like I’m late with their EBT. 🐕🍖
Then it’s potty break time, and baby, the way they run outside like they tryna avoid someone they owe beads to — I’m hollering!! 😂 Meanwhile, I’m on the porch yellin’ in my auntie voice: “HURRY UP! I ain’t got all day, them flies already got their cousins over!”
Once they’re done with their sacred doo-doo duties, I waddle inside, fire up the sacred juice (you know, that rez roast magic), and say a lil prayer to the ancestors not to let my day get hijacked by drama. ☕️✨
Then it’s planner time — yesss, hunty. I sit down, hair still wild, sacred juice in one hand, planner in the other, fur babies all up on my lap like they’re waitin’ for their per cap updates. 💅🏽 I start plotting out my day like I’m hosting a 49 and cookin’ Indian tacos for the whole nation.
This is how a real rez morning starts — sacred, chaotic, fluffy, and caffeinated. If your auntie ain’t sittin’ with dogs on her lap, sacred juice in her mug, and a full plan to take over the day, is she even living right?
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