05/04/2026
A last-minute opening just slid into place,
11:15 tomorrow—come claim your space! 🚨
Ninety whole minutes to melt and unwind,
Your muscles are begging to not leave them behind. 💪🏼
I could keep rhyming, but let’s not pretend,
I’m better with my hands than a poem at the end. 👐🏼
So come get worked on, reset, release,
And walk out feeling loose, restored, and at peace.💆🏼♀️
Message me quick before someone else swoops,
Because once it is gone… well, that’s just the poops. 💩