01/27/2026
Why is Chatgpt so accurate on our office roast??? You know we are tired of the snow when we are booking flights to Mexico and playing with Chatgpt. đ¤Ł
Miss Effortlessly Cool:
Rocking the layered neutrals. Old enough to be called a Millennial but cool enough to be Gen Alpha. Calm smile, but 100% judging your Zillow search history.
Leopard Print Legend:
Friendly, approachable but runs the office like itâs air traffic control. If sheâs texting you, youâre behind. If sheâs calling you, itâs urgent. Keeper of the meeting notes, spreadsheets and agent expectations.
Boss Energy in a Sweater Dress:
This Boss closed three deals before breakfast with two more scheduled after lunch. Plays chess, not checkers. Owns multiple belts, all of them powerful. If she says âquick check-in,â just go ahead and cancel your afternoon.
Spreadsheet Assassin:
Sweet smile, glasses on, contract redlined. Reads the contract for fun and catches the typo no one else did. She doesnât raise her voiceâshe just sends follow-up emails until you do it her way.
The âIâll Just Stand in Frontâ One:
Denim shirt, innocent grin. Takes notes like itâs a college course, double-checks everything, low-key stresses and then pretends sheâs not competitive.
White Boots, Chic:
Came dressed for business and brunch. Says âOh this old thing?â while scheduling 3 different showings before her daily workout. Writes contracts will bench pressing.
The Voice of Reason:
Calm, composed, unbothered. Doesnât have much to say unless less it matters. He has seen it all and done it all twice after. Tons of knowledge with three other random jobs no one even knows about.